# Sequential threads
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2013, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/101 "2013-01-06T06:31:14Z")
**Does vodka spoil?
Did my dad poison a bunch of Sunday school Children?**
Actually, even unspoiled vodka could be risky with Sunday School kids. At that stage, you should probably just start them off with beer.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/102 "2013-01-06T15:29:27Z")
\*\*Job/Lifestyle benefits you take for granted
Spontaneous orgasms \*\*
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2013, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/103 "2013-01-06T17:56:35Z")
**Kate Middleton is pregnant
Spontaneous orgasms**
Funny…my reaction was more on the order of “Meh”.
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### Author:  [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2013, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/104 "2013-01-06T22:23:03Z")
**Why isn’t Europe enough for the white race?
Suicide, homicide, guns, and society.**
… pretty much, yeah.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/105 "2013-01-06T22:28:39Z")
\*\* Stupidest Looking Death Scenes
William Butler Yeats & the Leprechauns\*\*
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/106 "2013-01-06T23:27:47Z")
**Best way to get a Wikipedia Page…
Spontaneous orgasms**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2013, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/107 "2013-01-07T12:55:28Z")
\*\* How do you carry your keys?
13-year-old wanting a nose ring\*\*
No dice, that could lead to bad posture.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2013, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/108 "2013-01-07T12:59:36Z")
\*\* What is your claim to fame?
Spontaneous orgasms \*\*
Too bad they won’t let you on “Face The Nation” anymore. ☹
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2013, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/109 "2013-01-07T13:59:10Z")
\*\*What is your claim to fame?
Sequential threads \*\*
Like this one!
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/110 "2013-01-07T14:46:11Z")
\*\* Words that go together
Good examples of: Correlation doesn’t prove Causation \*\*
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/111 "2013-01-07T14:49:20Z")
\*\*How would world religions deal with discovery of sapient alien life?
Gun control, Tyranny and Genocide… \*\*
As “Christians” have proved in the past (and do Sequential Threads get any better than that one?)
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/112 "2013-01-07T17:03:07Z")
**What would you do about a car pool mate who was constantly 3 to 8 minutes late?
You will be executed. Choose the method.
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That’ll learn 'em.
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Artistically done nude photos of obese women - NSFW
Spontaneous orgasms**
Yeah, I don’t think so. :barf:
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/113 "2013-01-07T20:51:34Z")
From MSNBC:
**Taco Bell responds to request for a custom Speedo
Shorter penis irks some after prostate ops**
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### Author:  [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/114 "2013-01-07T21:52:05Z")
\*\* The person in the next cube is driving me nuts!
Spontaneous orgasms \*\*
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2013, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/115 "2013-01-07T22:38:42Z")
\*\* Why ARE journalists so stupid? And what are the implications?
Mid-Life Crises and Infidelity\*\*
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/116 "2013-01-07T22:49:51Z")
\*\*Your “I’m a grown-up now” moments
my sister finally assaulted me
Words that go together
Battery chargers \*\*
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/117 "2013-01-08T02:41:15Z")
\*\*“Do you find me attractive?”
New tire smell \*\*
I don’t know why, but she seemed like she didn’t have a lot of miles on her.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/118 "2013-01-08T15:49:31Z")
\*\*I’ve got to euthanize a pet – do we go or just drop him off?
Why is my cat so unhappy?
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2013, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/119 "2013-01-08T18:34:38Z")
It knows.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/120 "2013-01-08T19:21:38Z")
\*\*Come to my CounterFest!
We Have Pigeon Eggs
\*\*
Better than Cookies!
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