# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1181 "2013-05-27T23:56:53Z")
\*\* My gf chopped her hair off How do YOU pronounce GIF? \*\* “Girlfriend” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1182 "2013-05-27T23:59:36Z")
\*\*I Pit My Ex-Wife, the Unhygenic Redneck! Stop complaining about the coffee!!! \*\* I wiped the cup out with my hand!! ---
**Author:** ![Enocavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e480ec/32.png) [@Enocavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enocavy)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1183 "2013-05-28T02:49:07Z")
**Direct Alien contact - Best case scenario? Driving the Redwood Highway** “My-car-broke-down, can-I-get-a-lift-into-town?” “Don’t fall for it, Harry!!” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1184 "2013-05-28T08:05:01Z")
**I need to quit giving away free blowjobs Tramp Stamp = tramp…who knew?!** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1185 "2013-05-28T14:00:28Z")
\*\*What do you add to your oatmeal to make it not so boring? Omaha Steaks \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1186 "2013-05-28T18:45:00Z")
**Given names off the beaten path Xbmc , windows or linux** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2013, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1187 "2013-05-28T21:58:17Z")
**Dad accidentally films his wife with his teenage son Teenager flirting with me. Weird visit to the inlaws!** **SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread Something’s crapping in the basement window** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1188 "2013-05-29T01:31:33Z")
**Anti-TSA Activist claims she was groped during security search. What’s the goal? Rioting in Sweden!** That’ll learn em! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1189 "2013-05-29T03:26:32Z")
**What driving law did I unwittingly break Pulling a David Carradine in Thailand** If auto-erotic asphyxiation while driving isn’t against the law, it should be. (But if it’s legal anywhere, it’s probably Thailand.) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1190 "2013-05-29T12:44:24Z")
**Congratulations for unplanned pregnancies Septic systems alternatives** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1191 "2013-05-29T13:02:17Z")
\*\*What type of sexual are you? resume help? please? \*\* I always state that I’m a Dom right at the top. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1192 "2013-05-29T23:25:12Z")
**Fired! For Turning Head On A Live Game At A Casino? No matter how hard I try…** I can never get my head to rotate round and round. **My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love Jesus Topics where everything you know is wrong** That’s all so wrong. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1193 "2013-05-29T23:30:19Z")
\*\* Stop complaining about the coffee!!! Workplace griping, anyone? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1194 "2013-05-30T01:17:52Z")
**My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love Jesus Anyone remember the Sunday Drive after church?** So _that’s_ why we had to keep the windows open… ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1195 "2013-05-30T10:32:24Z")
**My G-G-Generational Ship The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread** Trapped on a ship you still won’t get a date. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1196 "2013-05-30T10:39:33Z")
**Which language has the most swear words? Is there a word for this linguistic phenomenon?** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1197 "2013-05-30T17:39:44Z")
\*\* She’s gone. And she took the car. Hey Dude - look behind you.\*\* “Wha…?” ZZOOOMMM! “…Oh crap.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1198 "2013-05-30T19:50:09Z")
**Which language has the most swear words?** **Need Klingon translation** Every word’s a swear word in Klingon, q’Resh? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1199 "2013-05-30T20:41:12Z")
\*\*Words that aren’t negative in themselves but have taken on negative connotations Driving the Redwood Highway \*\* …if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1200 "2013-05-30T21:22:59Z")
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