# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1241 "2013-06-04T17:40:55Z")
Right next to each other right now: \*\*OKCupid pregnancy \*\* and \*\*Trading intelligence for larger breasts Wow, was I ever clueless about women\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1242 "2013-06-04T18:07:13Z")
\*\* You won’t be raped tonight…you’re fucking welcome, bitch. Michael Douglas Makes Powerful Statement About the Dangers of Pleasuring Catherine Zeta Jones \*\* Real way with words that guy has. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1243 "2013-06-04T18:16:26Z")
\*\*Why do the secret societies have so much power and freedom in America? Is There a Latino Whistle Code for Service-Industry Workers? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1244 "2013-06-04T19:59:11Z")
\*\*Dad is gone ☹ Yes, another thread about pit bulls . . . but this one involves sex. \*\* At least he went out in a memorable way. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1245 "2013-06-04T22:13:02Z")
**I found a gun If I Were To Find A “Stargate” Complex - Should I Inform The Rest Of Humanity?** You told us about the gun. i doubt you can keep quiet about the Stargate. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1246 "2013-06-04T23:09:48Z")
Separated by one: \*\* Exactly what IS a “Demon”? (Christian Theology) Christians FROM SPAAAACE…! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1247 "2013-06-04T23:55:19Z")
\*\*How bad really is Coke Zero Lost a toenail. Advice please. \*\* If Cooke Zero is so bad it has people losing toenails, maybe it’s pretty bad. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1248 "2013-06-05T01:00:07Z")
**Is “Nip” a racist term? Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart** Apparently it was offensive. **I call Shot Gun MMP Fuck You, Universe.** I win over the universe. **Viability of consumer drones - Domino’s Pizza-Copter - Hmm… To whom should I donate my car?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1249 "2013-06-05T03:35:41Z")
**To whom should I donate this car? Christians FROM SPAAAACE…!** And it better run perfectly, or they’ll zap you with BIBLE RAYS!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1250 "2013-06-05T14:45:47Z")
\*\*Is “Nip” a racist term? Kim Jong-Il’s Sushi Chef’s amazing story \*\* Amazingly racist story, that is. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1251 "2013-06-05T14:56:15Z")
**Do you name your vehicles? Quarantine** Well, no one would ride in the Poxmobile. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1252 "2013-06-05T15:00:25Z")
\*\*Printing out a love poem Getting a restraining order - what do I need to know? \*\* How do I love/hate thee? Let me count the ways. Or The farther away you are, the more I love you. Or I’m just trying to make your heart grow fonder. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1253 "2013-06-05T15:24:55Z")
**Could you tell the difference between a toy poodle and a ferret? And Now for Something Completely Different: The Dead Parrot** I can tell if it’s a dead parrot too. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1254 "2013-06-05T19:39:31Z")
**Trading intelligence for larger breasts Olga** “Hi! Me Olga! Me have _biiiiig_ booobies! Boobies good!” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1255 "2013-06-05T20:58:31Z")
**Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart Guys like me are a dime a dozen** :eek:…No offense, but I’m avoiding your neighborhood. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1256 "2013-06-06T01:55:43Z")
**3M accidentally invents force field? Has anyone else heard this one? Ancient Aliens? Possible or bullshit?** **Kum & Go Guys like me are a dime a dozen** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1257 "2013-06-06T02:56:25Z")
**Do psychotics ever have happy delusions?** * * * **The woman who married the Eiffel Tower** Asked and answered! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1258 "2013-06-06T18:25:08Z")
\*\*Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are? I have my first psych appointment \*\* If we take out the intervening three threads it would be \*\*Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are? Kum & Go \*\* I have no idea what this would mean but it’s funny anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1259 "2013-06-06T20:41:55Z")
**pregnancy Kum & Go** And she’s _pissed._ **Trading intelligence for larger breasts I Found My Epitaph** “Who needs a functioning _medulla oblongata_ ?! Gimme bigger breasts!” And you wouldn’t believe the shape of her coffin. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1260 "2013-06-06T21:50:27Z")
\*\*I wonder what happens to old undercover officer’s … Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart \*\* Their retirement program sucks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=64)