# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 64

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2013, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1261 "2013-06-06T21:57:16Z")

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\*\*Is “Nip” a racist term?

What was Schrodinger’s cat’s name?\*\*

I hope that wasn’t his cat’s name.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1262 "2013-06-07T00:05:41Z")

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**Ants at the cat food dish - help relocate  
Atheists at the door**

“Damn atheists, I’ve warned you a thousand times to stay out of the cat dish. Now I’m gonna sic the Seventh Day Adventists on you.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1263 "2013-06-07T00:41:51Z")

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\*\*I wonder what happens to old undercover officer’s …  
Kum & Go  
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1264 "2013-06-07T00:58:06Z")

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**Having a dog and a cat at the same time  
Medical Insurance**

You’ll need it.  
**Do you know why there are no christians on the Supreme Court?  
The curse of knowledge**

😃

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1265 "2013-06-07T05:13:18Z")

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**Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are?  
I Want A Boring Place To Retire To!**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1266 "2013-06-07T09:00:28Z")

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**Super tall people–still occurs today?  
The Wonder Bread Giant**

Wonder Bread: It Grows Strong Bodies Twelve Ways! Including up!  
**Study reveals how birds lost their penises  
The curse of knowledge**

_\<grabs crotch protectively\>_ “Noooooo!”

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1267 "2013-06-07T20:05:20Z")

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\*\*Advice to your 15-year-old self, upon finding an old diary  
Wow, selling the car on craigslist was easy \*\*

Gee, uh, thanks. I was kinda hoping for advice about women, though. (And who is “Craig” and what exactly is this “list” of his?)

\*\*Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are?  
I Think I Messed Up a Phone Survey \*\*

All the telephone survey companies in Vegas are totally mobbed up. You mess with those guys, you’re getting off easy with a couple broken legs.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2013, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1268 "2013-06-07T23:55:34Z")

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**My Dad’s urologist wants him to come in immediately for his biopsy results  
In Texas you can shoot a prostitute for $150**

Yeah, but even in Texas a urologist will run you at least $500.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1269 "2013-06-08T01:54:21Z")

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**More ricin in the mail, this time with a “pry my guns from my cold, dead hands” message.  
Hundreds of tries later…I finally got a job**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1270 "2013-06-08T04:24:14Z")

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\*\*I Found My Epitaph  
Fuck You, Universe. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1271 "2013-06-08T19:41:50Z")

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**In Texas you can shoot a prostitute for $150   
Does this make me a pig?**

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1272 "2013-06-08T19:55:22Z")

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**MMORPG! Would you play if…?  
If you could name the next NFL expansion football team …   
The New Xbox**

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1273 "2013-06-09T03:10:57Z")

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**I’m getting married in a couple of months  
Does anyone click their heels when they’re extremely happy?   
8th Annual Shot Glass Exchange   
Wow, was I ever clueless about women!**

Turns out she didn’t want to get married at all, but it took a few shots of vodka to clarify the situation.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1274 "2013-06-09T08:25:20Z")

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**Everybodytalksabout  
Indecipherable Signage**

Whatdidyasay?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1275 "2013-06-09T14:22:03Z")

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\*\*Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are?

Sequential threads  
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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1276 "2013-06-09T14:57:18Z")

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**By accepting this you agree to…  
Cleaning your gravestone**

Nobody works for the Joker anymore…

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1277 "2013-06-09T21:20:16Z")

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**What is ground zero for the most exciting place to live in the US?  
In Texas you can shoot a prostitute for $150**

Yeah! See if you can top that, New York City, with your fancy Broadway shows.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1278 "2013-06-10T00:41:49Z")

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**Which of these is an acceptable way to break up with someone?  
Dropping By To Visit - Unannounced**

Maybe you can catch them bonking somebody.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1279 "2013-06-10T02:21:55Z")

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**Stupid Republican idea of the day  
Indecipherable Signage**

Vote for wdknew?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1280 "2013-06-10T05:02:35Z")

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\*\*What exactly does being “mobbed” at work imply?  
Teach Me How To Say “I Love You” In Other Languages  
Is talking in a foreign language rude at work?  
Why is a dating preference for Asian women so readily disparaged? \*\*

How about you just stay away from the Japanese interns and get back to your office?

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