# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1281 "2013-06-10T06:12:26Z")
**When did Amazon Dot Com Start Selling Porn? Need extra cash? Guaranteed money!** Well, that answers _why_, but not _when_. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1282 "2013-06-10T08:14:34Z")
**The Last 3 Years And 5 Months Have Not Been Real… I’ve been accepted to French immersion!!!** Sorry…you’ve _actually_ been surrounded for the last 3 years and 5 months by people speaking Pig Latin. On the upside, you now get to star in our new “reality TV” show, _I Didn’t Think French Sounded Like That!_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1283 "2013-06-10T13:01:06Z")
\*\*Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are? Ugh, ants again. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1284 "2013-06-10T13:28:52Z")
**Things that you can’t fathom people not understanding** **How are these car burglars hacking keyless remote locks?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1285 "2013-06-10T13:53:16Z")
\*\*Electrons that power plants send out. Where do they come from The Wonder Bread Giant \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1286 "2013-06-10T14:18:43Z")
**The NSA is collecting America’s phone data. Again.** **And A New Webcomic (Sorta) Is Born** ---
**Author:** ![Slade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@Slade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slade)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1287 "2013-06-10T14:56:04Z")
**"What did Madonna have that Cyndi Lauper didn’t?" "Shaved beef salad"** These two thread titles (from Love Rhombus and Johnny LA respectively) appeared right next to each other, in the order above, at 15:46:19 (UK time) on June 10, 2013. And I have the screen grab to prove it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1288 "2013-06-10T18:12:06Z")
\*\* Nightmares the night before the first work day of the week Atheists at the door\*\* “Bob, some atheists are here to see you about the new software.” “Noooooooo!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1289 "2013-06-10T18:19:11Z")
\*\* al-nahda, ennadha, nahda: arabic question Do any other languages use the “F” word?\*\* Yes, and in lots fewer syllables too. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1290 "2013-06-10T18:26:09Z")
We’ll take your word for it. 😉 OK, so I guess this is a de facto sequential threads thread. I suggest move to MPSIMS, perhaps edit title to **Juxtaposed Sequential Threads** for easy recognition, and close [current](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=676570) sequential threads thread. It’s getting a bit long in the tooth anyway. Oh, and welcome to the dark side, we have cookies. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1291 "2013-06-10T18:34:56Z")
Moved to MPSIMS from Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1292 "2013-06-10T18:37:54Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > We’ll take your word for it. 😉 > > OK, so I guess this is a de facto sequential threads thread. I suggest move to MPSIMS, perhaps edit title to **Juxtaposed Sequential Threads** for easy recognition, and close [current](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=676570) sequential threads thread. It’s getting a bit long in the tooth anyway. > > Oh, and welcome to the dark side, we have cookies. I agree with the thread name change and the closure of the other one. For a selfish reason: I find the latest sequential thread by control-effing for "seq"in MPSIMS and this wouldn’t appear via that method. ETA: plus it’s a pretty funny sequential thread find. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1293 "2013-06-10T19:50:41Z")
> [@Slade](#): > > **“What did Madonna have that Cyndi Lauper didn’t?” > “Shaved beef salad”** > > These two thread titles (from Love Rhombus and Johnny LA respectively) appeared right next to each other, in the order above, at 15:46:19 (UK time) on June 10, 2013. And I have the screen grab to prove it. Renamed this then moved it into the existing thread. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1294 "2013-06-10T20:11:49Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Renamed this then moved it into the existing thread. Fair enough. Which means I guess I’ll follow up with… \*\*What did Madonna have that Cyndi Lauper didn’t? The painting in “Wild Target”?? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1295 "2013-06-10T20:26:52Z")
\*\*In Texas you can shoot a prostitute for $150 What Are My Chances of getting this Ticket Dismissed? \*\* Is it a first offense? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1296 "2013-06-11T17:53:42Z")
\*\*Yet another “hideous logos” thread Mr. Balls aka Senhor Testiculo mascot for Cancer Research. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1297 "2013-06-11T17:57:35Z")
\*\* How much does Microsoft Office 2003 Cost? One Chicken, One Rabbit, One Cage\*\* Hell, you can have mine for a bushel of rutabagas. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1298 "2013-06-11T22:40:25Z")
**Another cat thread and help needed Apparently my cat is a witch** **Yet another “hideous logos” thread Indecipherable Signage** **I’ve been accepted to French immersion!!! Meet in Montréal Sat 15th/Sun 16th June?** **Uncomfortable Auto Seat Headrests-Why? A driving question…** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1299 "2013-06-11T23:40:10Z")
**Facebook 101 questions How do illiterate people survive in modern society?** 'Cause I seem to have a lot of them on friends list… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1300 "2013-06-12T06:15:46Z")
**Bomb Threat Day! Our new bomb disposal procedure involves Ivory Soap & a plastic chair. Newslink. WW2 Dornier bomber recovered and intact.** Recovered, intact, and clean. Now they’re gonna bomb you with it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=66)