# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 66

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1301 "2013-06-12T12:08:53Z")

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\*\* Do you know what the most feared words in Las Vegas are?  
Crazy experiments you would not normally admit to.\*\*

If it’s stuff you can’t admit to doing in Vegas, it must be _really_ freaky. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1302 "2013-06-12T14:08:39Z")

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**Still tacky to ask for cash as a wedding gift?  
Extreme couponing…**

Brainstorm. My next wedding gift will be hundreds in coupons.

**One Chicken, One Rabbit, One Cage  
IRS Penatlty Question**

They both shouldn’t have claimed head of household.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1303 "2013-06-12T14:57:48Z")

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**Consequences to feeding my cat Fancy Feast?  
Attempts to make safe alternatives to dangerous products that have backfired.**

How hard is it to make cat food?😕

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1304 "2013-06-12T19:06:43Z")

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**Another alien visitation question: warning of impending arrival of other aliens  
What do homeowners do in a situation like this?**

Usual procedure: Get the kids down in the basement, and bring out the shotgun.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1305 "2013-06-12T19:28:23Z")

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\*\*What motivates you to perform oral sex?  
Jay Leno’s Car Collection \*\*

Every time I go over there, I say to myself that this time will be different, I’ll tell him “no, I won’t do this anymore”, and stand firm. But then… the smell of leather and gasoline, the glint of the sun on the hoods of those million dollar Ferraris… it just does something to me, you know?

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1306 "2013-06-12T19:37:27Z")

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**What are the effects of religious chanting?**

**Painful lump on tailbone**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1307 "2013-06-12T21:19:33Z")

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\*\*Shooting feral kittens on site when shelters are full - Best practice?  
Why are children in elementary school required to use pencil instead of pen?  
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Surely you mean _ferrule_ kittens (sorry).

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1308 "2013-06-13T12:02:29Z")

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\*\* Poll: What motivates you to perform oral sex?  
Why do so many adults chew with their mouths open?\*\*

Maybe we can just hold hands. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1309 "2013-06-13T12:17:12Z")

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\*\* Your theories on neuro chemical balance  
Would the discovery of vast lithium deposits change the electric vehicle game?\*\*

It’s too late for my manic SUV. ☹

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1310 "2013-06-13T12:28:11Z")

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\*\*Crazy experiments you would not normally admit to.  
I just joined the message board! \*\*

Just to see what happens…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1311 "2013-06-13T12:36:51Z")

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\*\*What is the single funniest movie you’ve ever seen?  
Which real life band most resembles Spinal Tap? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1312 "2013-06-13T14:49:17Z")

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\*\* So Where Are the Cicadas?  
I just joined the message board!\*\*

Expect a flurry of posts, then nothing for 17 years.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1313 "2013-06-13T18:45:48Z")

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\*\*Attempts to make safe alternatives to dangerous products that have backfired.  
One Chicken, One Rabbit, One Cage  
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And they ate each other. Still not as dangerous as what they ate in 2G1C.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1314 "2013-06-13T21:10:58Z")

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\*\*“Climate Change” Was Supposed to Spawn Monster Storms-What Happened?  
Jay Leno’s Car Collection  
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Jay Leno owning all the cars in America really cut down on greenhouse gasses.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1315 "2013-06-13T23:07:58Z")

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\*\*Consequences to feeding my cat Fancy Feast?  
Strange behavior on Facebook page? \*\*

Oh boy. And don’t even get me started on the bizarre pictures my cat always posts of herself whenever I give her catnip.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1316 "2013-06-14T00:28:00Z")

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**TOILET (WATERLOO)**

I had to post this from Craigslist. Waterloo is a town.

**Why do so many adults chew with their mouths open?  
Need info and ideas for a 419eater sting**

You didn’t have to involve the cops. They have a number for that?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1317 "2013-06-14T01:47:50Z")

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\*\*Headlines you don’t read every day. \*\*

**Pope Francis confirms existance of Vatican "gay lobby"**

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1318 "2013-06-14T02:47:57Z")

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\*\*Consequences to feeding my cat Fancy Feast?  
Aztec human sacrifice \*\*

“Fluffilopochtli has fed upon the soft wet food of the Crystal Bowl, and has grown demanding! Now she must be appeased yet with more soft wet food, and also the still-beating hearts of our enemies, lest she become bored and play with the Sun, batting it across the sky until it is torn to pieces and the world plunged into eternal darkness!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1319 "2013-06-14T14:46:03Z")

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\*\* Poll: Is it impolite to refuse to share your umbrella with a stranger when it’s raining?  
Should I let my friend borrow my bass clarinet?\*\*

No and yes. And always allow strangers use of your instruments during rainstorms, except maybe for your electric guitar.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1320 "2013-06-14T15:49:48Z")

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\*\* Silly rhymes your parents told you  
Godspeed You! Black Emperor\*\*

_Godspeed You! Black Emperor  
Let nothing you dismay  
Torment all the Christians  
Attack on Xmas Day_

Yeah, my parents were kinda weird.

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