# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 67

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1321 "2013-06-14T17:43:40Z")

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\*\*Is eating fatty/sugary food still bad for you if you’re burning the calories?  
What’s causing folks to be overweight? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1322 "2013-06-14T17:43:44Z")

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\*\*Crazy experiments you would not normally admit to.  
Confessions of a whoremonger \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1323 "2013-06-14T18:48:56Z")

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\*\*How many stabbings have there been at Magic Mountain?  
Aztec human sacrifice \*\*

As many as it takes to insure a good crop.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1324 "2013-06-14T19:18:14Z")

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**Has anyone ever been killed by a falling piano or anvil?**  
**Aztec human sacrifice**

Or was that Acme human sacrifice?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1325 "2013-06-14T19:27:42Z")

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Edit: Already posted. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1326 "2013-06-15T07:28:26Z")

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\*\* Confessions of a whoremonger  
JAQ off here\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1327 "2013-06-15T08:26:55Z")

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\*\*Is making your groomsmen/bridesmaids pay for outfits that you chose tacky?  
Still tacky to ask for cash as a wedding gift?  
What do you use your smartphone for? \*\*

Wedding photos. I have some concerns about the tackiness of it, but a proper photographer costs money.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1328 "2013-06-15T14:22:44Z")

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**I’m getting Google Fiber - 1 gigabit up and down  
JAQ off here**

Into video pr0n, eh?

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1329 "2013-06-15T14:52:08Z")

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\*\* Why Don’t Hybrid Cars Recharge Batteries Like Gas Powered Cars Do?  
Aztec human sacrifice \*\*

I knew Pontiac were up to something.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1330 "2013-06-16T01:43:36Z")

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\*\*I’m going to miss being a Dad…   
Man Shoots/Kills 18 Yr Old Daughter by Accident \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1331 "2013-06-16T02:08:22Z")

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\*\* Septic Tank prob, Any DIY/Experts here  
Fruit flies seem to come out of nowhere\*\*

If your problem is fruit flies, you must be eating one hell of a vegetarian diet. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1332 "2013-06-16T02:19:51Z")

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> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
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> **Is making your groomsmen/bridesmaids pay for outfits that you chose tacky?  
> Still tacky to ask for cash as a wedding gift?**

I can’t wait for these to line up with:

\*\* How would you feel about a credit card-reader at a wedding?\*\*

Coming soon - **How to make a fortune on wedding parking** and **Can I sell cheap liquor for inflated prices at my reception’s cash bar?**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1333 "2013-06-16T02:32:33Z")

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And now we have the full Father’s Day triple whammy:

\*\*Father’s Day for Shitty Dads  
Man Shoots/Kills 18 Yr Old Daughter by Accident  
I’m going to miss being a Dad… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1334 "2013-06-16T20:59:08Z")

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\*\* What do I do if a student has a seizure at her desk?  
How is the ammo availability situation lately? \*\*

If you can spare a couple of rounds, that’ll resolve the situation nicely.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1335 "2013-06-16T23:14:35Z")

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**Public health improvements in 16th century Europe  
Preventing hair from going down bathtub drain**

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1336 "2013-06-17T00:29:34Z")

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**Stupid Republican idea of the day  
Athletes with appropriate names for their sport**

Yeah, it seems odd of the Republicans to want to rename athletes

**How would you feel about a credit card-reader at a wedding?  
This Is The End (new Franco/Rogan flick)**

(These were on different pages, but they were consecutive)

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1337 "2013-06-17T02:17:06Z")

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\*\*How do you deal when your partner is angry at you?  
Why do you own a gun? \*\*

Some people take this too literally.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1338 "2013-06-17T02:17:46Z")

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Edit: \*\*Sunspace \*\*took mine. 😛

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1339 "2013-06-17T03:25:36Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> \*\*How do you deal when your partner is angry at you?  
> Why do you own a gun? \*\*
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> Some people take this too literally.

Oddly related.  
\*\* Are you rude to telemarketers?

How is the ammo availability situation lately? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2013, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1340 "2013-06-17T09:49:15Z")

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\*\*What’s causing folks to be overweight?  
Public health improvements in 16th century Europe \*\*

It’s always some dead French guy’s fault, I’m telling you!

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