# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 70

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1381 "2013-06-21T08:37:51Z")

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**how do people with suspended drivers license get food?  
Natural Herbal Treatment For Benign Essential Tremor  
Superhydrophobic neurotoxin spray from the Home Depot?  
How taboo are golliwogs these days? Anybody here have/had them?**

The first four threads in General Questions. The board hamsters would be having giggling shit fits, if they could read. Wait the board did just have a bout of performance issues. Check the hamsters.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1382 "2013-06-21T08:43:25Z")

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**What If Everybody In Africa Suddenly Became Superhuman?  
Another sweet military scandal: When is a Captain of a ship not a mill-rank Captain?**

When he’s Captain Africa superhero.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1383 "2013-06-21T12:06:39Z")

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\*\* I was attacked at the movies today  
Sneezing and “God Bless You”\*\*

"I’m an atheist, bitch! _WHACK_

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1384 "2013-06-21T12:08:53Z")

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\*\* Aztec human sacrifice  
If you can light a fart, can you light a burp?\*\*

“Goddamit Xochitl, can’t you use matches like all the other High Priests?”

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**Author:** ![The\_Butterfly\_s\_Ghost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_butterfly_s_ghost/32/3462_2.png) [@The\_Butterfly\_s\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Butterfly_s_Ghost)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1385 "2013-06-21T16:01:18Z")

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\*\*I need to have my neighbor thrown out and/or murdered. How do I do this?  
The Value of a Human Life \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1386 "2013-06-21T16:30:17Z")

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\*\* Is semen used for anything else?  
Brushes with the divine\*\*

Tonight we have a very special guest on Brushes. Johnathan Walter’s favourite leading lady will be demonstrating a very unusual painting tecnique.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1387 "2013-06-21T17:47:40Z")

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\*\* Why is the flush handle on the left hand side?  
Whats this strange ticking sound in my house?\*\*

If the sign on the truck said “Taliban Plumbing”, you’d best get out of the house NOW.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1388 "2013-06-21T17:52:34Z")

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**So do you have a completely inexplicable habit, too?  
Sequential threads**

Yeah. I’m having a really hard time explaining this one to my friends.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1389 "2013-06-21T17:54:55Z")

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\*\*Woman finds bag of cash - turns it into the Bank  
What do you mean by “Next Saturday”? \*\*

Oh, but I \*will \*turn the money in. I just have this really urgent dentist appointment first. In Vegas. For the next few days.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1390 "2013-06-21T19:42:40Z")

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\*\*“First” Day of Summer Question…  
Aztec human sacrifice \*\*

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1391 "2013-06-21T22:17:58Z")

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**The Party’s Over in Sweden  
Exodus Exits**

**Weird vocal tic–why is it spreading?  
How to cope with my six-week-old who won’t let me put her down - EVER**

Weird vocal Tic - Child that cries when not attach to you.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1392 "2013-06-21T22:36:56Z")

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\*\* BMW e30 won’t start! What happened and what should I check next?  
The 1 - 10 Pain Scale\*\*

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2013, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1393 "2013-06-21T23:39:55Z")

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**Why are American men generally more manly than European men?  
Things that you can’t fathom people not understanding**

We just are.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1394 "2013-06-22T01:12:38Z")

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**I want to be a single, work at home mom. How?  
Is it true that relationships with an age difference of 10+ years rarely work out?  
Owning rental property. Experiences? Suggestions?**

Heck, looks to me like you have it all planned out!

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1395 "2013-06-22T11:05:05Z")

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**Recreational Outrage Time: Texas Jailers Run A Rape Camp  
Workplace griping, anyone?**

I work at a Texas jail, and…

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1396 "2013-06-22T11:51:06Z")

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\*\*My 16 y/o gave me 2 joints for father’s day.  
I give you… Edible Anuses! \*\*

Weirdest Father’s day ever.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1397 "2013-06-22T17:50:42Z")

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\*\* I give you… Edible Anuses!  
Dude, your nipples are showing\*\*

I am _so_ not eating at this restaurant.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1398 "2013-06-22T18:26:08Z")

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**Fire trucks getting drowned out?  
Is semen used for anything else?**

**Google doodle screwup I give you…  
Edible Anuses!**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1399 "2013-06-22T18:30:36Z")

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\*\* Is semen used for anything else?  
How much does a pint cost in a British pub?\*\*

I’m not drinking there either.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1400 "2013-06-22T18:47:21Z")

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The 1 - 10 Pain Scale  
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Press 10 for Chinese

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