# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1401 "2013-06-22T20:06:12Z")
**Google doodle screwup Dude, your nipples are showing** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1402 "2013-06-22T20:08:57Z")
\*\*Is semen used for anything else? Herde Immunity \*\* “Hey, c’mon baby, you gotta do your part for the health of the community!” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1403 "2013-06-22T20:15:28Z")
**I give you… Edible Anuses! Do you tip at a restaurant with no substitution policy?** Not at that one. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1404 "2013-06-23T07:24:39Z")
\*\* Do you enjoy taking a shower? People who almost never sweat\*\* “Oh, I enjoy showers just fine - it’s just I never seem to need one” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1405 "2013-06-23T16:41:27Z")
\*\*Are these actual, mature frogs? Retiring to India \*\* Yes. They saw _The Most Excellent Hotel Marigold_, and ccouldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1406 "2013-06-23T16:43:20Z")
**Don’t know what to do My sociopathic alcoholic mother died.** Bury her. Make sure the monument is extremely heavy. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1407 "2013-06-23T17:01:21Z")
\*\* Accompaniments for chicken cordon bleu? Hemorrhoids are awful. Christ. \*\* But still better than Brussels Sprouts ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1408 "2013-06-23T17:28:58Z")
**NotfooledbyW…AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! Fuck you Brad Pitt! Hemorrhoids are awful. Christ.** **Straight women in relationships: do you make a plate for your men at parties/dinners? Bikini wax for men?** Men do not want bikini wax with their party food. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1409 "2013-06-23T21:27:02Z")
\*\*Cashiers: would it kill you to be friendly to a customer? Fuck you Brad Pitt! \*\* “Now take your fucking change and your fucking receipt and get the fuck out of here, Mr. Bigshot Movie Star!” ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1410 "2013-06-23T21:32:24Z")
\*\*Why can’t socks be easily detected? Because Clearly, Bobby Jindal can’t be bothered to argue against real liberal positions \*\* Yeah, back when I was a moderator, as soon as we saw some Great Debates thread with a title like “Why do liberals hate puppies?”, we knew right away that Bobby Jindal had done registered another sock puppet account. Didn’t hardly even have to run the IPs. (Although, come to think of it, those Bobby Jindal socks actually _were_ pretty easy to detect. Probably why most board members never even really noticed 'em–we’d delete those threads pretty quick.) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1411 "2013-06-23T22:12:25Z")
\*\* My 16 y/o gave me 2 joints for father’s day. Don’t know what to do\*\* Smoke 'em if you got 'em. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1412 "2013-06-24T00:55:31Z")
**Tripolar/Trinopus/Troppus Scared to reveal your alien love affair?** ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1413 "2013-06-24T01:36:17Z")
**Monkey bites officer on traffic stop. I give you… Edible Anuses!** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1414 "2013-06-24T03:41:35Z")
**Nelson Mandela Dude, your nipples are showing** [Yikes!](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/books/article-1288343/Womaniser-terrorist--portrait-young-Mandela-YOUNG-MANDELA-BY-DAVID-JAMES-SMITH.html) ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1415 "2013-06-24T06:39:24Z")
**Legal Question: How can a Cop defend themselves against a manslaughter charge? Aztec human sacrifice** District Attorney: “…and so we intend to show that the defendant’s actions which resulted in the death of Mr. Jones were reckless and unwarranted.” Judge: “Counselor Huitzilihuitl?” Defense Attorney: “Thank you, Your Honor. Ahem. BEHOLD THE STILL-BEATING HEART OF MY ENEMY!” Jury: :eek: “We find the defendant not guilty on all charges!” Judge: “Ah…that’s just the opening statements. The trial’s not actually–” Jury: “Don’t care not guilty notguilty notguiltygetusthehelloutofhere!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1416 "2013-06-24T12:49:10Z")
\*\* Nelson Mandela We Have Pigeon Eggs\*\* Good luck with that. I tried to get Vladimir Putin over for gefilte fish and edible anuses, but he never RSVP’d. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1417 "2013-06-24T12:52:24Z")
\*\*Twinkies Coming Back July 15!!! Dude, your nipples are showing \*\* Wow, you must REALLY like Twinkies. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1418 "2013-06-24T14:32:01Z")
\*\*Tongue zombie I give you… Edible Anuses!\*\* That’s not the part zombies usually go for… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1419 "2013-06-24T15:00:52Z")
\*\*Hypothetical situation regarding Kosher laws Does everyone get earworms? \*\* Yes, but you’re not allowed to eat them. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1420 "2013-06-24T16:39:02Z")
\*\* Twinkies Coming Back July 15!!! I give you… Edible Anuses! \*\* With chocolaty filling! Gnurgh… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=70) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=72)