# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 72

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1421 "2013-06-24T18:16:09Z")

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\*\*At what point does someone being celibate become a dealbreaker for you?  
Blurring the lines of a relationship with stepchildren  
How much of a difference in ages in an older woman/younger man relationship is too much?  
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That one defines and transcends “very vaguely creepy.”

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1422 "2013-06-24T19:47:21Z")

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**The 1 - 10 Pain Scale  
Bikini wax for men?**

Oh, I don’t know. 7 or 8?  
\*\*I give you… Edible Anuses!  
Tongue zombie \*\*

And that’s why you don’t eat anuses.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1423 "2013-06-25T06:21:38Z")

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**Scared to reveal your alien love affair?  
Dating advice?**

If you don’t want to get caught, make sure you go to pick up your alien paramour instead of having them pick you up in their saucer.  
**You can’t fix stupid  
I give you… Edible Anuses!**

You can, however, eat stupid.  
**Anti-Gun control heckler pushes the asshole envelope a little too far with predictable results  
2013 style death ray**

You need a license for concealed carry of that death ray, mister.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1424 "2013-06-25T10:26:47Z")

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**If you were more talented/ambitious…  
You can’t fix stupid**

If you were more talented/ambitious, you would have fixed stupid by now. Slacker.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1425 "2013-06-25T12:20:50Z")

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**Ten Days that Shook My World  
I am a biological terrorist**

**What is the “Golden Rule”  
Press 1 for English**

Always press 1

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1426 "2013-06-25T13:02:04Z")

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\*\*Predict the Outcome of Florida vs. George Zimmerman  
Chronic Pain \*\*

It’s already started.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1427 "2013-06-25T16:07:55Z")

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\*\* Pitbulls  
Was it a False Flag attack by a couple of IRS employes to lead to mainstream Tax Revolt\*\*

“I was bitten by a couple of guys in Pit Bull suits! To hell with the I.R.S.!!!”

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**Author:** ![babygoat666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2acd7d/32.png) [@babygoat666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/babygoat666)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1428 "2013-06-25T16:13:08Z")

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**Aborting the children of male rape victims  
Mental illness is exaggerated**

Too easy.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1429 "2013-06-25T18:05:04Z")

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\*\*Visiting Scotland - advice?  
Press 1 for English  
\*\*  
Yep all they speak is Gaelic up there amirite?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1430 "2013-06-25T18:21:14Z")

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**toward being a free man on the land  
Mental illness is exaggerated**

Maybe not…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1431 "2013-06-25T19:42:45Z")

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\*\* Suggestions on asking for a raise…  
Would you wear a sari, even if you aren’t Indian?\*\*

What can I say, Abhira enforces a really strict dress code in the office.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1432 "2013-06-26T00:11:47Z")

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\*\*What should children be taught about strangers?  
Mental illness is exaggerated \*\*

“Mommy, why is that man standing on the corner talking to himself?”  
“Well, honey, people are just different, that’s all. Why don’t you go see if he has any candy?”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1433 "2013-06-26T00:39:55Z")

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\*\*Why don’t federal prisons have conjugal visits  
Is it safe to eat a worm?  
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Nope, it can give you mouth cancer.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1434 "2013-06-26T00:42:04Z")

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**2013 style death ray  
I give you… Edible Anuses!**

:eek: :mad:\* \<BZAAAPPP!\>\* 🆒

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1435 "2013-06-26T05:42:43Z")

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**Your favorite unexpected etymology  
What do you call this insect?**

No, that’s _entomology_.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1436 "2013-06-26T11:46:05Z")

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\*\*Looking for an old 1980s educational toy  
2013 style death ray \*\*

Then I’ll need a time machine…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1437 "2013-06-26T12:23:37Z")

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\*\* What scares you the most?  
English usage in Israel\*\*

Yeah, I just wanted directions to the Wailing Wall, but those Orthodox guys thought I was asking for a nice ham sandwich. It didn’t end well.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1438 "2013-06-26T12:27:09Z")

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\*\* Babies and airplane turbulence  
Conditions Necessary for a Planet to Have Unpredictable Seasons \*\*

So _that’s_ how the Farmers’ Almanac makes those long-range predictions. “Whoops, there goes babby - it’s going to be a hot July!”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1439 "2013-06-26T13:31:37Z")

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\*\*Awkward awards show moments  
Ever Seen a Celebrity Take a Pee ? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1440 "2013-06-26T17:23:14Z")

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**Idaho Company Makes Pork-Infused Bullets For Jihadists…  
Weird inventions of your dreams**

Not my dreams …

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