# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 73

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1441 "2013-06-26T19:28:10Z")

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\*\* Break up via text - ever not bush?  
Monuments to women\*\*

Not bush, but kind of overdoing it. “I felt so guilty about breaking if off, baby, that I commissioned a nude statue of you for the town square.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1442 "2013-06-26T21:14:36Z")

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\*\*Is my idea for an invention technically possible today?  
ATMs that scan checks directly  
\*\*  
Umm, I hate to break it to you, but…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1443 "2013-06-26T21:15:57Z")

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**Jack** , according to many sculpting traditions, it definitely would not be bush in a certain way.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1444 "2013-06-26T23:48:04Z")

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\*\*You can’t fix stupid

Idaho Company Makes Pork-Infused Bullets For Jihadists… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1445 "2013-06-27T00:23:00Z")

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\*\*European Women and Chinese men have a high risk of conceiving unviable children  
Enforcement of separation of church and state \*\*

Separation of Church and State? Nope, sounds more like the separation of White and Wong.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1446 "2013-06-27T12:52:20Z")

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\*\* Is my idea for an invention technically possible today?  
Babies and airplane turbulence\*\*

Well, we have the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Scale, the Fujita scale for tornadoes, why not a Baby Scale for Airplane Turbulence? I propose the categories Shake, Rattle, Roll, Airborne, and Pry Them Little Suckers Off The Ceiling.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1447 "2013-06-27T13:03:21Z")

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\*\*Would you be comfortable sharing a dressing room with a gay person??

I give you… Edible Anuses!  
\*\*

Now, let’s not jump to conclusions.  
Ah, and now I see that the “I give you…” thread has provided some real zingers.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1448 "2013-06-27T13:12:24Z")

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\*\*Ding dong DOMA’s dead!  
Help me pick out a new car …  
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Must be able to fit a U-Haul trailer…need answer fast!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1449 "2013-06-27T14:08:58Z")

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\*\*Did you know?  
Nelson Mandela  
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Would have been better without the “?” mark

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1450 "2013-06-27T19:59:35Z")

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\*\* Alternaverse GOP slogans- If they were honest…  
I just want my fucking paycheck!\*\*

Simple, yet eloquent.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1451 "2013-06-28T14:52:05Z")

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**Don’t you hate it when . . .  
Kate Middleton is pregnant**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1452 "2013-06-28T16:02:35Z")

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\*\* Worlds oldest contact lenses  
Jane Austen coming to the £10 note ?\*\*

No, they couldn’t find a photo where she wasn’t blinking.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2013, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1453 "2013-06-28T21:39:44Z")

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\*\* Going on the Family Road Trip  
scruples?\*\*

None. “Whoops, looks like I left the family behind at the rest stop. Now Daddy gets to have some fun.”

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1454 "2013-06-29T02:28:00Z")

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**Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.  
Transgendered 6 Year Old Wins Rights Case**

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1455 "2013-06-29T04:53:47Z")

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**Any can’t miss grub between ATL and Birmingham, AL (or in B-ham itself!)  
Sandwich wrapped in wax paper**  
Sometimes the simplest things are best.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1456 "2013-06-29T16:55:54Z")

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**Normal person becoming squint-eyed…  
Where did I put my glasses?**

Hee hee!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1457 "2013-06-29T19:13:03Z")

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\*\* Stupid Questions For Brits, Aussies, New Zealanders…  
Is it true that relationships with an age difference of 10+ years rarely work out?  
Who do you have a crush on and when?\*\*

Most of them have a massive crush on Queen Elizabeth II. But she’s very picky who she goes out with.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1458 "2013-06-29T19:34:56Z")

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\*\* Fuck you, Texas Republicans  
What does God need with a helicopter?\*\*

“Ah kin ride all day without leaving my ranch, but Ah expect the Lord wants to travel in comfort.”

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1459 "2013-06-29T20:00:06Z")

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\*\*How much does porn influence the perception of women’s bodies?  
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.  
Gay porn question \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1460 "2013-06-30T04:04:37Z")

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\*\* My Feet are Killiing Me, Who Should I Call?  
Can children be forced by their parents to donate bone marrow/organs?\*\*

Seems a bit extreme, have you thought of trying Dr. Scholl’s first?

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