# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1461 "2013-06-30T04:33:39Z")
\*\*The new secret thread. PM me your secret Where did I put my glasses? \*\* I’m not certain that qualifies as a secret. Unless your name is Bilbo. ---
**Author:** ![Tikkimouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@Tikkimouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikkimouse)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1462 "2013-06-30T05:41:12Z")
\*\* Don’t You Hate It When… We Have Pigeon Eggs\*\* Not really, but it reminds me of the time Ma and Pa Pigeon set up their nursery right above the entrance of my sister’s new restaurant. We let them stay until the kids flew the coop, kinda crossing our fingers that no one received a free gift on the way in or out. (Fortunately, no one did.) ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1463 "2013-06-30T17:08:37Z")
**What do they put up their noses [in movies to look like cocaine]? etc. Smoked Beef Jerky** Because Hollywood assumes we’re stupid and won’t question these things. We’ll never know the difference! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1464 "2013-06-30T17:41:44Z")
\*\* What was the last river you crossed? How did it become the Obama phone?\*\* Ol’ man Obamaphone, it just keeps yakking along. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1465 "2013-06-30T19:15:17Z")
**Don’t you hate it when . . . Gun Safety Instructor Accidentally Kills Himself Cleaning Gun** Yep. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1466 "2013-06-30T19:45:30Z")
**Don’t you hate it when . . . We’re Number 3!** Yeah, I was going for number 1. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1467 "2013-06-30T21:42:26Z")
\*\*Did you know? Kate Middleton is pregnant \*\* Why yes, I believe the papers may have mentioned it once, possibly twice. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1468 "2013-06-30T21:58:06Z")
New posts: **What does God need with a helicopter? Russian helicopters for Afghanistan** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1469 "2013-06-30T22:13:48Z")
**Gay porn question Cooking with Almond Milk?** That’s not almond milk! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1470 "2013-07-01T13:19:16Z")
**Reactions to new New Yorker cover Can a person have diarrhea EVERY day?** Surely it wasn’t as bad as that **Best/cost effective care for Dr. Marten’s greasy shoes Olive oil: Speak your words of wisdom** Well that would just make things worse **Things that you can’t fathom people not understanding Microwave Oven/Microwave Radiation Question** I can easily fathom people not understanding that ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1471 "2013-07-01T13:21:44Z")
\*\*My co-worker might be involved in art smuggling - what should I do? Would you be comfortable sharing a dressing room with a gay person?? \*\* Not if he’s an Art Smuggler, if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Made\_French\_Toast\_For\_You](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@I\_Made\_French\_Toast\_For\_You](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Made_French_Toast_For_You)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1472 "2013-07-01T16:05:00Z")
**Greatest family film ever? Your “instant boner” actors/actresses in character** The extremes of the SDMB, uncomfortably close. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1473 "2013-07-01T19:01:45Z")
\*\* Does Dumping Sewage into the Ocean Stimulate Fish Growth? Venice Question\*\* “Yes, there was a helluva stench on our visit, but we caught some really neat giant carp.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1474 "2013-07-02T03:39:56Z")
\*\*Words I’d like to use but where I’m unsure of tone or implications In all seriousness, what does it mean to ‘hit on’ someone? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1475 "2013-07-02T11:55:13Z")
\*\*1984 - More about linguistic tyranny than totalitarianism Big Brother 15 is filled with racists, homophobes, and misogynists \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1476 "2013-07-02T13:08:36Z")
\*\* Aerial Survey w/Laser? Easier route for Lewis & Clark?\*\* Gee, I wonder why they never thought of that. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1477 "2013-07-02T13:45:24Z")
\*\*Lump Under My Carpet My leg hurts \*\* Well, you shouldn’t have tripped over it. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1478 "2013-07-02T14:07:25Z")
\*\*How Did Your Parents Meet? Clever, funny lines \*\* He made me laugh, and the rest is history. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1479 "2013-07-02T15:01:22Z")
\*\* What Are My Chances of getting this Ticket Dismissed? In all seriousness, what does it mean to ‘hit on’ someone?\*\* “Say, you look pretty slinky in those robes, Judge.” Nah, I wouldn’t try it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1480 "2013-07-02T15:08:31Z")
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