# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 75
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1481 "2013-07-02T17:14:35Z")
\*\* Is there any reason a single person can’t be married? The Pope calls for a new armed Crusade.\*\* Woah, this Pope doesn’t take any crap on social issues. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1482 "2013-07-02T17:38:04Z")
\*\*This seems reasonable but has been only laughed at so far Assisting the police \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1483 "2013-07-03T05:14:19Z")
**With less than a year until it’s fully enacted, what is your opinion of the Affordable Care Act? Can a person have diarrhea EVERY day?** Obamacare will help you take care of that! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1484 "2013-07-03T12:36:42Z")
\*\* Would a glue board be an effective defense against knives? Why do “driving enthusiasts” prefer rear-wheel drive?\*\* Well, the glue board is hard to clean, and outrunning the knives is your best defense against out-of-control road rage. But I prefer all-wheel drive and a rear-mounted machine gun. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1485 "2013-07-03T14:17:57Z")
\*\*Lump Under My Carpet How the hell did I lose my pepper mill? \*\* Did you check under the carpet? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1486 "2013-07-03T15:58:19Z")
\*\* Do you regret getting divorced from your passionless, roommate-like marriage? Have you managed to re-kindle passion in your marriage\*\* Actually, she seems a hell of a lot hotter since the divorce. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1487 "2013-07-03T16:36:59Z")
\*\*Happy 50th birthyear, Doper class of '63! Where do I sell Civil War collectible prints? \*\* You’re 100 years off… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1488 "2013-07-03T19:33:04Z")
\*\* What is this brown stuff on my lawn? Roman Catholic View of Female Orgasm.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1489 "2013-07-04T14:21:05Z")
\*\*Moved: Why can’t cocks be easily detected? Moved: Why can’t socks be easily detected? \*\* I won’t Move it with a Cock I won;'t Move it with a Sock I won’t Move it Here or There I won’t Move it Anywhere I won’t Move Green Eggs and Ham I will not Move them, Sam I Am. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1490 "2013-07-05T01:43:01Z")
\*\*Ask the guy in Antarctica Nelson Mandela \*\* What he’s doing there, I have no idea. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2013, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1491 "2013-07-05T05:04:54Z")
**Watching Music Man on TCM now. What instrument is this?** It’s a trombone. We have 75 more of them. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1492 "2013-07-05T12:54:34Z")
\*\*Makeup tips - you know you have them! Airplane styling \*\* You should always apply blush to the sides of the plane near the nose – it adds fullness. But resist the temptation to draw lips on with your lipstick. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1493 "2013-07-05T16:35:49Z")
\*\* Woman says she was kicked out of water park because of her bathing suit King of the Belgians to abdicate.\*\* It’s like a chain reaction. First Morsi and now this. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1494 "2013-07-05T19:27:00Z")
\*\*Woman says she was kicked out of water park because of her bathing suit Why can’t cocks be easily detected? \*\* They are in some bathing suits. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1495 "2013-07-05T21:20:36Z")
\*\* What should I expect from a partial denture plate? Sunlight makes the nose bleed longer\*\* Thanks, I’ve always wondered why there are no windows in dentists’ offices. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1496 "2013-07-05T21:24:15Z")
\*\*Ask the guy in Antarctica Where is your workplace on the crazy meter? \*\* Things can get a little wacky during the winter months. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2013, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1497 "2013-07-06T00:47:48Z")
**Women, do you like testicles? Would you be comfortable sharing a dressing room with a gay person??** If “yes” to both, would you care to sign this petition I’ve made for some changes to the dressing room policies at my local gym? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2013, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1498 "2013-07-06T04:17:25Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > \*\*Ask the guy in Antarctica > Where is your workplace on the crazy meter? \*\* > > Things can get a little wacky during the winter months. …and now \*\* Where is your workplace on the crazy meter? I just got offered a job in Antarctica \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2013, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1499 "2013-07-06T14:12:55Z")
\*\* What is WD40 actually the best for? Would massless quarks still combine into protons and neutrons?\*\* No, they’d just slide right off. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2013, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1500 "2013-07-06T15:38:07Z")
**Alternaverse GOP slogans- If they were honest… Fucking Vegemite thief.** “Obama is a Fucking Vegemite Thief! Vote for Rubio, vegemite in every pot!” Needs work. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=74) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=76)