# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1541 "2013-07-10T01:21:17Z")
**They’ll never know I was not wearing pants I was fired as Scoutmaster** Yeah… The Boy Scouts frown on that sort of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1542 "2013-07-10T02:06:28Z")
**How can I get over the fear of growing old and dying? Railroad fuel cars explode in small Quebec town** There, you see? You might not grow old at all! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1543 "2013-07-10T03:47:59Z")
\*\* Two towels and too lazy to dry Woman says she was kicked out of water park because of her bathing suit\*\* She wasn’t kicked out because of her bathing suit. She was kicked out because she kept soaking other patrons when she tried to shake herself dry. And she left wet seatprints on the trams. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1544 "2013-07-10T03:59:00Z")
\*\* Your Latest Musical Discovery [del]Can’t[/del]PLEASE Stop The Music! Your Current Earworm\*\* I _warned_ you not to buy “Gary Puckett & The Union Gap’s Greatest Hits”. But did you listen? Noooo. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1545 "2013-07-10T13:40:00Z")
\*\*Personally liability of a fake security cam what is this strange bug bug? \*\* Probably a fake security cam. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1546 "2013-07-10T14:17:25Z")
\*\*How do you make Edinburgh Scotland bring the sexy? Awkward erections \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1547 "2013-07-10T14:32:39Z")
\*\* Baldness cure, how much would u spend. Would you buy a car that drives itself?\*\* Yeah, then I could stay at home and no one would know I’m bald. \*\* Awkward erections They’ll never know I was not wearing pants\*\* Might want to rethink that one, bub. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1548 "2013-07-10T18:25:33Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **They’ll never know I was not wearing pants > I was fired as Scoutmaster** > > Yeah… The Boy Scouts frown on that sort of thing. And for the win: **I was fired as Scoutmaster Awkward erections** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1549 "2013-07-10T19:18:58Z")
\*\*Awesome House Features Awkward erections \*\* “Dude, you must REALLY like that house.” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1550 "2013-07-10T19:27:53Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*Awesome House Features > Awkward erections \*\* > > “Dude, you must REALLY like that house.” Ninja’d! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1551 "2013-07-10T21:59:01Z")
\*\*Awkward erections Tell me about WalMart \*\* The cashiers looked a bit flustered. Of course, it would have been less awkward if I had been wearing pants that day. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1552 "2013-07-11T04:48:00Z")
**Awkward erections Asiana 214 flight crew talking on ATC tape. Anyone know what he’s saying?** It’s hard to make out, but it’s something about ‘not having pants on’. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1553 "2013-07-11T07:59:30Z")
\*\*Awkward erections A Day at the Beach with the SDMB \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1554 "2013-07-11T17:01:26Z")
\*\*Need Grammar Nazi help fast (comma placement) If Barack Obama really was from Kenya…? \*\* You don’t need a comma there, but it should be “really _were_ from Kenya”. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1555 "2013-07-11T19:07:15Z")
\*\*I was fired as Scoutmaster A role model for us all. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1556 "2013-07-11T19:59:24Z")
\*\*Why are Jewish people so disproportionately successful Pitbulls \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1557 "2013-07-11T20:52:37Z")
\*\*Awkward erections I was fired as Scoutmaster \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1558 "2013-07-11T22:26:52Z")
\*\* Irrational fears The new secret thread. PM me your secret \*\* I’m afraid that if I send you my secret, you’ll reveal it to the Nazi space weasels. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1559 "2013-07-11T22:36:55Z")
\*\* Pacific Rim A one-act play chronicling my dog walk last night \*\* …if I was wearing a giant negative-feedback Robot Suit, and my dog was a _kaiju_. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1560 "2013-07-12T01:10:19Z")
\*\*Hitler Fried Chicken \*\* **Jokes that seem prejudiced, but aren’t** No, that’s not really a good example. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=77) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=79)