# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1561 "2013-07-12T01:42:21Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > \*\*Awkward erections > I was fired as Scoutmaster \*\* Damn, ninja’d. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1562 "2013-07-12T01:47:48Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > And for the win: > > **I was fired as Scoutmaster > Awkward erections** Make that DOUBLE ninja’d! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1563 "2013-07-12T02:18:00Z")
\*\*Heron in a tree Irrational fears \*\* What if it swoops down on my head?!? And _pecks_ at me!!! :eek: > [@JKellyMap](#): > > Make that DOUBLE ninja’d! Those two thread titles are the gifts that keep on giving when it comes to sequential threads. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1564 "2013-07-12T08:14:52Z")
**Awkward erections Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking?** “Yeah, but–but it’s really awkward–and uncomfortable–I’ll get blue balls!” ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1565 "2013-07-12T12:12:02Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > **Awkward erections > Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking?** > > “Yeah, but–but it’s really awkward–and uncomfortable–I’ll get blue balls!” As the Perfect Master put it, [“Cheezit, honey, you want me to get _cancer_?”](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/463/why-do-ones-loins-ache-after-a-session-of-nonclimactic-arousal) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1566 "2013-07-12T14:31:18Z")
\*\*This is a weird, weird, weird, weird Kickstarter campaign Irrational fears \*\* Please support the PhobiaFund campaign. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1567 "2013-07-12T14:33:37Z")
\*\* so I am on a lonely road in Florida Help Me Not Get Fleeced for Scheduled Maintenance \*\* Isn’t it a bit late for scheduled maintenance? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1568 "2013-07-12T14:39:12Z")
\*\* what is this strange bug bug? Eating cats\*\* “What’s that scratching at the door? And where’s Fluffy?” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1569 "2013-07-12T15:24:06Z")
\*\*How can I get over the fear of growing old and dying? \*\* **I haz a sad** If you’re mature enough to worry about growing old and dying, you’re mature enough to use proper English, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1570 "2013-07-12T15:37:29Z")
\*\*Things You Don’t Want To Hear On A First Date Good news for colonoscopy prep! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1571 "2013-07-12T20:28:56Z")
\*\*“Russia says it will arrest openly-gay tourists” Tales of The Sexually Unsuccessful \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2013, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1572 "2013-07-12T23:08:55Z")
\*\* Recommend Wagner Ring Cycle performances A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a TV studio\*\* Unconventional, yes, but it really spiced up the Götterdämmerung. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1573 "2013-07-13T04:23:34Z")
\*\* Things You Don’t Want To Hear On A First Date Poll: Do you file your pay stubs? Naughty Images? \*\* “The pay stubs, yes. But I’m not sure how to arrange my naughty images.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1574 "2013-07-13T04:59:12Z")
\*\* Let’s hear about your unpleasant celebrity encounters? Whatever happened to Warren Beatty?\*\* He got snarky when I asked for his autograph and…it just didn’t end well. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1575 "2013-07-13T05:30:25Z")
**Good non-cooking camping food? Doritos** Asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1576 "2013-07-13T14:56:17Z")
\*\*How safe is it to let people from craigslist in to your home? so I am on a lonely road in Florida \*\* _There’s a Craiglist killer on the road His brain is squirming like a toad_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1577 "2013-07-13T14:59:04Z")
**Sequel to Egypt: Now What? Civil War? Mermaids?** The Brotherhood won’t be happy about this. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1578 "2013-07-13T17:19:56Z")
\*\* Tales of The Sexually Unsuccessful A Day at the Beach with the SDMB\*\* “Hey baby, I’m a _moderator_ on the Straight Dope! Wait, where are you going?” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1579 "2013-07-13T20:21:09Z")
\*\*Tales of The Sexually Unsuccessful Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1580 "2013-07-13T20:49:02Z")
**Questions about Pon Far - Star Trek and Vulcan Sex Help me not screw up my ribs this time.** “I regret your temporary discommodation. Enhanced levels of hormone caused me to exert an illogical degree of force.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=78) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=80)