# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 80
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1581 "2013-07-13T21:49:28Z")
\*\*Irrational fears We Have Pigeon Eggs\*\* \*\*Tales of The Sexually Unsuccessful The CanaDoper Café, 2013 edition.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2013, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1582 "2013-07-13T22:42:43Z")
\*\*“Russia says it will arrest openly-gay tourists” Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking? \*\* And let’s get out of here, I think that cop is eyeing us. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1583 "2013-07-14T23:37:56Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* Tales of The Sexually Unsuccessful > A Day at the Beach with the SDMB\*\* > > “Hey baby, I’m a _moderator_ on the Straight Dope! Wait, where are you going?” \*\*A Day at the Beach with the SDMB Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1584 "2013-07-15T00:21:40Z")
\*\*How long would it take the US military to wrap up kaiju? Today, we are cancelling the Apocalypse! (Pacific Rim) \*\* Soooo… One day, then? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1585 "2013-07-15T03:11:51Z")
**How to build a creepy house or cabin? Room-to-room intercom?** Especially if it’s secret. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1586 "2013-07-15T11:58:59Z")
\*\* Are you sure you know who God is? Mermaids? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1587 "2013-07-15T12:00:11Z")
\*\*Death “Let’s them know when their time is up, so you don’t have to” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1588 "2013-07-15T12:31:28Z")
\*\* Indianapolis is quite beautiful Good news for colonoscopy prep!\*\* After a quart of Miralax, those porta-potties on Monument Square are a gorgeous sight. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1589 "2013-07-15T12:35:49Z")
\*\* Tales of The Sexually Unsuccessful Irrational fears\*\* “Is it your time of the month? I don’t want to turn into a newt, you know! Wait, where are you going?” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1590 "2013-07-15T12:45:13Z")
**Things I am learning watching Russian dash-cam videos Mother walks children out in front of car** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1591 "2013-07-15T15:12:47Z")
\*\* Doc Savage How do you want the next Doctor to be? \*\* (better if reversed, I know) …and his FIVE Companions! And a regular screwdriver. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1592 "2013-07-15T15:20:39Z")
\*\*Why carpeting in bathrooms? Death \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1593 "2013-07-15T16:05:58Z")
**Oh why must you make it so hard to take your tragedy seriously. I’m a published author!** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1594 "2013-07-15T16:29:22Z")
\*\* Pity party on the occasion of ignominously leaving my doctoral program Oh why must you make it so hard to take your tragedy seriously. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1595 "2013-07-15T16:29:33Z")
ninja’d by _seconds_, goddammit! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1596 "2013-07-15T17:19:58Z")
In my New Posts: \*\*“Russia says it will arrest openly-gay tourists” Did people really think it was “Excuse me while I kiss this guy”? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1597 "2013-07-15T17:48:48Z")
\*\*Tell me about WalMart In the midst of all of the rage, all of the pain, all of the fear… a simple kind act. \*\* Thanks for getting that thing off of the top shelf for me. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1598 "2013-07-15T18:46:02Z")
\*\*I Pit The Pit How can you all be so horrible? \*\* It’s easy! We’re Dopers! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1599 "2013-07-15T19:23:16Z")
**My dog is a cat. What are the odds?** That is surprising. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1600 "2013-07-15T20:33:56Z")
**Looks like umkay is back, so we may as well get this thread started… How can you all be so horrible?** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=79) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=81)