# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 81

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1601 "2013-07-15T21:17:28Z")

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\*\*SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread  
Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking? \*\*

But… now I’m even more depressed. You guys are no help at all!

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**Author:** ![Time\_Like\_Tears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@Time\_Like\_Tears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Time_Like_Tears)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1602 "2013-07-16T04:15:36Z")

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\*\*Good news for colonoscopy prep!

What is the crappiest job you’ve ever had?\*\*

I think that question answered itself.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1603 "2013-07-16T11:54:13Z")

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\*\*This is a crappy list of “bizarre” celebrity deaths - we can do better!  
Let’s hear about your unpleasant celebrity encounters? \*\*

…and then he died, right in front of me.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1604 "2013-07-16T15:44:18Z")

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**Eating cats  
How does the steak truck scam work?**

Well, they never actually said the steaks were from _cattle_, did they?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1605 "2013-07-16T16:32:54Z")

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\*\* No, I’m not anorexic. Where do you get off asking?  
Guantanamo force feeding is a nasty business \*\*

I can’t get any more subtle than that. Eat your sandwich.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1606 "2013-07-16T18:27:07Z")

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\*\* High School Student: Any College Advice?  
Is there any point to collecting beads (showing tits) at Mardi Gras?\*\*

No, but telling the story should really jazz up your college application essay.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1607 "2013-07-16T18:52:34Z")

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\*\*So … But …  
Can you sew?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1608 "2013-07-16T18:55:22Z")

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\*\*New member of my pack

My dog is a cat.  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1609 "2013-07-16T19:07:00Z")

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Separated by one:

\*\* Costa Rica “accidentally legalises same-sex unions” 🙂

Penises Rise to New Heights

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1610 "2013-07-16T20:13:50Z")

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\*\* Martin / Zimmerman police angle  
O. J. Trial forgotten  
The lies we tell our kids\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1611 "2013-07-16T21:19:12Z")

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**Well I guess I’ve more or less bought a house.  
Financial Scams via Craigslist**

Darn.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1612 "2013-07-16T21:27:50Z")

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\*\*Technician shows hard-core porn by mistake on a giant screen in a big square  
The Happy, Happy MMP \*\*

w00t!!!1 Porn! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1613 "2013-07-16T21:54:10Z")

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\*\* Most important historical battles  
Pitbulls\*\*

Yes, few people know that Lord Nelson deployed a squadron of pit bulls at Trafalgar, but they all sank.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1614 "2013-07-17T02:28:37Z")

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\*\* Greatest Pranks of All Time  
Ask The Buddhist \*\*

There was the time we pretended to set Bodhisattva on fire. What a gas!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1615 "2013-07-17T03:24:48Z")

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**Kate Middleton is pregnant  
Greatest Pranks of All Time**

Getting someone pregnant as a prank is a classic! 😃

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1616 "2013-07-17T11:42:04Z")

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\*\*Spinoff from child support thread  
We found a baby squirrel at the park \*\*

And it’s costing us a fortune in child support.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1617 "2013-07-17T12:11:07Z")

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\*\* It’s like the Red Wedding but…

Greatest Pranks of All Time

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You should have seen the looks on their faces!

We’re ythinking of sending the video into AFV

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1618 "2013-07-17T13:02:21Z")

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\*\*Greatest Pranks of All Time  
Costa Rica “accidentally legalises same-sex unions” 🙂  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1619 "2013-07-17T14:22:16Z")

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\*\*Technician shows hard-core porn by mistake on a giant screen in a big square  
Penises Rise to New Heights \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1620 "2013-07-17T14:48:25Z")

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I reversed the order of these but…

\*\*Same sex marriage to be signed into law by end of the week in the UK  
It’s like the Red Wedding but…  
Well, that was pretty insulting  
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