# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1621 "2013-07-17T16:45:21Z")

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\*\*Scottish Dopefest 2  
It’s like the Red Wedding but… \*\*

“…with cites.”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1622 "2013-07-17T17:20:34Z")

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\*\*Spinoff from child support thread  
Kate Middleton is pregnant \*\*

Let’s hope the father can support it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1623 "2013-07-17T18:57:09Z")

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\*\* Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart

Oh why must you make it so hard to take your tragedy seriously.  
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\*\*Greatest Pranks of All Time

Gasoline prices and oil production  
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1624 "2013-07-17T19:05:50Z")

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Amplifying **CalMeacham** ’s…

\*\* Go to first new post Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart  
Oh why must you make it so hard to take your tragedy seriously.  
Well, that was pretty insulting \*\*

It’s only insulting if you snicker out loud while listening.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1625 "2013-07-17T19:54:51Z")

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\*\*It’s like the Red Wedding but…

Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart  
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I’m just like Robb Stark!

Except I didn’t die…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1626 "2013-07-17T21:18:10Z")

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\*\*How Serious Is my Dog’s Danger?

Eating cats

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Pretty bad.

He could cough up an _Enormous_ hair ball!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1627 "2013-07-17T21:19:13Z")

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\*\*Greatest Pranks of All Time

Libertarianism: All the Freedom, and none of the Responsibility  
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1628 "2013-07-18T00:37:48Z")

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**Greatest Pranks of All Time  
Technician shows hard-core porn by mistake on a giant screen in a big square**

By “mistake”.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1629 "2013-07-18T12:11:35Z")

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\*\*Mr. Bean as a case study  
The existence of accents  
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:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1630 "2013-07-18T12:46:38Z")

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\*\*What do you mean by ‘snacks’  
Are there Japanese Beetles where you live ?  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1631 "2013-07-18T13:32:58Z")

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\*\*Why is my dog puking?  
The lies we tell our kids  
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The dog is puking because it didn’t eat its vegetables.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1632 "2013-07-18T13:44:17Z")

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\*\*Report says 7% of US households paid a bribe within the last year. Valid?  
Pitbulls  
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This is a picture of a pitbull, your argument is invalid.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1633 "2013-07-18T15:35:36Z")

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\*\*What do you mean by ‘snacks’

Fish cakes, Mackerel  
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Well sure, I don’t see why not.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1634 "2013-07-18T16:07:52Z")

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\*\* So you’re a skeptic who just accidentally killed a sasquatch  
Michael Moore just posted a picture of Trayvon Martin’s dead body\*\*

I hope the Justice Department is looking into this.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1635 "2013-07-18T19:55:07Z")

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\*\*How to undress for your husband 1930s style: (Life Magazine)  
Just Be Yourself \*\*

\*\*Auto Insurance Question  
Poll: How many times have you almost died \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1636 "2013-07-18T21:07:53Z")

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\*\*Why is my dog puking?  
Dangit, what did I do to my knee?  
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Probably hit your DOG WITH IT :mad:

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1637 "2013-07-18T21:11:18Z")

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**Will The Republicans ever figure out why they lost?  
Tom Swifties!**

Well, it certainly didn’t help

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1638 "2013-07-18T21:17:51Z")

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\*\*What do you mean by ‘snacks’  
Tomato milkshakes  
\*\*  
Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1639 "2013-07-19T01:32:08Z")

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**What a Week I’m Having…  
I had a Straight Dope message borad nightmare.  
Just gave a colleague CPR, now I’m back at my desk  
Technician shows hard-core porn by mistake on a giant screen in a big square  
“The Local Pub Is Haunted!” say my dumb ass friends**

It just keeps getting better, folks. Come on, weekend!

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**Author:** ![Tikkimouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@Tikkimouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikkimouse)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1640 "2013-07-19T05:01:36Z")

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Darn you, **Johnny** for getting here before me! 😉

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