# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 84

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1661 "2013-07-20T20:12:54Z")

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\*\* Things You Don’t Want To Hear On A First Date  
Can a woman who’s had children realistically play a virgin?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1662 "2013-07-20T20:48:12Z")

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\*\*Why no Black or Asian UK royals ?  
Racism \*\*

Well, there you go.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1663 "2013-07-20T20:49:09Z")

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**What is this rash? (with pictures!)  
Things You Don’t Want To Hear On A First Date**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1664 "2013-07-20T21:03:16Z")

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**Famous people with names that sound like pseudonyms but aren’t  
Ziplock bag Omelette**

The French actor.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1665 "2013-07-20T22:10:09Z")

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**A Day at the Beach with the SDMB  
Shark Attack Mitigation Systems (SAMS) - now yous swiminin’ wit da fishes**

Nothing is normal with this group, including a trip to the beach.

**Plane crash at San Francisco International  
Shapes of political entities**

Lumpy smears, sort of an ellipse.

**Girl-watching  
Felony Conviction for Casually Recording Friend’s Sex Act**

That’s not really what is meant by girl watching.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1666 "2013-07-21T00:14:15Z")

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\*\*Greatest Pranks of All Time

Railroad fuel cars explode in small Quebec town\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1667 "2013-07-21T05:32:58Z")

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**I’m screwing this cat!  
Amusing conversational lines with no context**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1668 "2013-07-21T05:51:21Z")

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\*\*Phrases I Need to Never Hear My Mother Say  
I’m screwing this cat! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1669 "2013-07-21T13:59:53Z")

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\*\* Phrases I Need to Never Hear My Mother Say  
Libertarianism: All the Freedom, and none of the Responsibility!\*\*

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**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1670 "2013-07-21T17:33:02Z")

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**Crap series you wish you hadn’t started reading  
Crap salad**

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1671 "2013-07-21T18:32:13Z")

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Came up back to back in a New Posts search:

**The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread  
Chemists, Cooks: Making massive mayonnaise from oil tanker spill?; Emulsions in general clean-up**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1672 "2013-07-21T18:33:52Z")

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\*\*Phrases I Need to Never Hear My Mother Say  
I AM a paddler, Dammit!  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1673 "2013-07-21T19:57:42Z")

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\*\* If Neanderthals had survived, would they have survived?  
Racism \*\*

I wouldn’t want my sister to marry one.

Wait, she already did. Nevermind.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1674 "2013-07-21T23:10:59Z")

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\*\* Choosing a barbecue\*\*  
Johnny L.A.

\*\* Beef barbecue\*\*  
Johnny L.A.

Some posters just aren’t trying today 😃

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1675 "2013-07-21T23:37:13Z")

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**Oral sex in South Carolina, and the truth behind other weird laws…  
What is this clam-like thing in food stall? And this eel-like thing in food stall? [w/ images]**  
My taste includes both clams _and_ [del]oysters[/del] eels.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1676 "2013-07-21T23:40:47Z")

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\*\* Please help me get past an obstacle to fulfilling my dream.

I’m screwing this cat!

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Follow your dreams.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1677 "2013-07-22T00:58:11Z")

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\*\* Girl-watching  
Good jokes you’ve heard recently\*\*

“…and can you believe it, he said that they _liked_ being watched! I barely escaped with my life!”

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1678 "2013-07-22T06:23:29Z")

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**Things You Don’t Want To Hear On A First Date  
diarrhea and nausea**

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1679 "2013-07-22T06:35:18Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> **Things You Don’t Want To Hear On A First Date  
> diarrhea and nausea**

ninja’d, dammit! 😃

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1680 "2013-07-22T12:11:22Z")

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**Your life is just not that important, asshole.  
It’s meat. Get over it.**

:eek:

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