# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 85

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1681 "2013-07-22T13:54:22Z")

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\*\*It’s happening! It’s happening! Royal baby

“. . . walks into a bar.”

\*\*  
…and demands milk, straight from the source.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1682 "2013-07-22T13:58:59Z")

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\*\* If the polar ice caps were to melt away entirely  
Do frozen bodies still decompose? \*\*

Ned Answer Fast?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1683 "2013-07-22T14:06:22Z")

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In reverse order:

**It’s happening! It’s happening! Royal baby  
"Don’t blame me, I did’nt vote for him"**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1684 "2013-07-22T14:10:40Z")

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\*\*Good jokes you’ve heard recently  
Detroit bankrupt \*\*

Well, it’s making me laugh my ass off.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1685 "2013-07-22T14:30:33Z")

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**Kate Middleton is pregnant  
So, I like this girl…11 years later we start dating.  
It’s happening! It’s happening! Royal baby**

Prince Williams posts here? Bad Prince. Get in the room with your wife~

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1686 "2013-07-22T14:41:13Z")

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**Do you Bar-B-Que?**  
**Choosing a barbeque.**  
**It’s meat. Get Over it.**

Put a little more sauce on it, and it’s all good.

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1687 "2013-07-22T15:08:28Z")

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In Great Debate:

**Homsexuality is Unnatural  
The amount of force used**

Ya gotta ease it in there at first, ya know.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1688 "2013-07-22T18:20:59Z")

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\*\*What this place reminds me of  
Whiny eBay sellers!  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1689 "2013-07-22T18:25:31Z")

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\*\* Brit Dopers: Is your country really that uptight?  
Homosexuality is ‘unnatural’\*\*

And it’s scaring the horses.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1690 "2013-07-22T18:44:23Z")

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\*\* What happens if you applied to sue a non-human or otherwise inanimate object?  
Monkey on a Rope\*\*

It would have the right to confront its accuser, and fling poo.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1691 "2013-07-22T19:53:19Z")

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\*\* Stupid Republican idea of the day  
It’s meat. Get over it.\*\*

I _knew_ we shouldn’t have hired Karl Rove to handle publicity for our “Save The Rhino” campaign.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1692 "2013-07-22T22:53:56Z")

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**What’s your trick for getting back to sleep?  
I’m screwing this cat**

Umm, I think I’d rather lie in bed awake all night…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1693 "2013-07-23T01:16:51Z")

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\*\*My patient with rabies  
“. . . walks into a bar.”  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1694 "2013-07-23T01:59:42Z")

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**What is the Tea Party movement, really?  
Racism**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1695 "2013-07-23T02:13:54Z")

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**I pit Gov. Scott Walker for mandating the unnecessary inserting of objects into women   
It’s meat. Get over it.**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1696 "2013-07-23T03:19:41Z")

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**How old were you when you first saw pornography?  
47 and i got the diabetes**

So be careful, kids!

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1697 "2013-07-23T03:29:40Z")

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**Don’t blame the parents - huh?  
In many cases I don’t really think you can entirely blame the parents for children’s obesity**

Huh?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1698 "2013-07-23T06:49:34Z")

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**Is it unethical for a single young woman to trade sex for services?  
Tell Me About Rent in NYC**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1699 "2013-07-23T13:17:41Z")

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\*\*It’s happening! It’s happening! Royal baby  
“. . . walks into a bar.”  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![parkega3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c0e974/32.png) [@parkega3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parkega3)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1700 "2013-07-23T13:31:02Z")

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**Kinky is using a feather.  
Perverted is using the whole chicken.**

Hey, I was bored… alright?!

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