# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 88

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1741 "2013-07-26T02:41:39Z")

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\*\*What Do You Do if a Bag of Cash Falls Out of an Armored Truck?

Ask The Buddhist\*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1742 "2013-07-26T02:47:52Z")

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Dammit, **njitt**! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1743 "2013-07-26T07:16:18Z")

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**Politician’s Swedish Meatballs.  
Anthony Weiner - more pictures?**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1744 "2013-07-26T10:36:08Z")

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Meanwhile, over on Youtube, I spotted the following:

**He wants a BJ! What do I do?  
The Blowjob**

(This being Youtube I expect no actual BJs are occurring at any point…)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1745 "2013-07-26T12:08:16Z")

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\*\* Preponderence of young, attractive women on NPR?  
Which vitamins / supplements should I take?\*\*

Hold on there Mr. Weiner, it’s just an interview.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1746 "2013-07-26T12:42:23Z")

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\*\* What Is “Conspiracy To Murder”? (Legal Question)  
Bloated bodies - how easily will they spew if disturbed?\*\*

Just another day at the post office.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1747 "2013-07-26T15:14:34Z")

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\*\*Wow, was I ever clueless about women!

College Student Suspended for Writing Essay “Hot for Teacher”  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1748 "2013-07-26T15:16:18Z")

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\*\* The Implications of being Born Without a Brain  
Anybody interested in a SDMB weekly Bible study?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1749 "2013-07-26T15:56:21Z")

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\*\*Strange speed limit sign  
Spanish Train Wreck: 77 Die (Going Too Fast) \*\*

Oh, so _that’s_ what it meant.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1750 "2013-07-26T16:48:13Z")

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**Let’s talk about anal glands  
It’s meat. Get over it.**

Certified Anus?

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1751 "2013-07-26T18:12:58Z")

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In GQ:

**The most fuel efficient way to accelerate a car  
Let’s Talk about Anal Glands**

I’ll get out and push to get away from that conversation!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1752 "2013-07-26T18:59:50Z")

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**Police Go to Wrong Address; Kill 72 Year Old Homeowner  
Wow. That was weird.**

Or another option:

\*\*Wow. That was weird.  
Anthony Weiner - more pictures? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1753 "2013-07-26T19:50:19Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> **Let’s talk about anal glands  
> It’s meat. Get over it.**
> 
> Certified Anus?

I knew I’d be giving a boost to Sequential Threads. 😃

\*\* Phrases I Need to Never Hear My Mother Say  
What is this I don’t even… … … (warning: Potentially ICKY)\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1754 "2013-07-26T19:52:11Z")

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\*\* Laughing Cow spreadable cheese - is it real cheese?  
So is there a best way to spread cream cheese?\*\*

Not when you’re laughing - it gets all uneven.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1755 "2013-07-27T03:35:08Z")

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**What’s the worst that can happen?   
So much for more dollar coins.**

Yeah, they replaced the dollar coins with live chimps, and now _no-one_ wants to use them!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1756 "2013-07-27T14:40:56Z")

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\*\*Not invited to friends wedding at a park.

Is This Friendship Over?

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\*\*What’s the worst that can happen?

Ask The Buddhist  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1757 "2013-07-27T14:46:24Z")

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\*\* Your life is just not that important, asshole.  
It’s meat. Get over it. \*\*

I warned you what doctors would be like under Obamacare. But did you listen? Nooo. ☹

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1758 "2013-07-27T18:33:32Z")

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\*\*Royal Baby name  
Ippo the Zonkey \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1759 "2013-07-27T18:38:19Z")

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**Help me be a big rap superstar and live large.  
Your life is just not that important, asshole.**

And this is why I never achieve any of my dreams. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1760 "2013-07-27T20:47:44Z")

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\*\* Suppose Prince Charles doesn’t want to be King for long (or at all)?  
Let’s talk about anal glands\*\*

I’m sure there are other reasons why he doesn’t want to occupy the Throne.

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