# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 89
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2013, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1761 "2013-07-27T22:56:35Z")
\*\* Difference between vaginal and clitoral orgasms? Are bigger bicycle wheels more efficient? \*\* “She really likes her bike rides, now that she’s got one of those old “Penny-farthing” bicycles. Takes it out every day for an hour, in all kinds of weather.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1762 "2013-07-28T00:38:46Z")
\*\* Which philosopher said this? (infinite god becoming finite) It’s green and golf ball sized…\*\* The Church of The Holy Brussels Sprout never really caught on. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1763 "2013-07-28T04:06:28Z")
**Ever Seen A Real Freak Show? Will The Republicans ever figure out why they lost?** … no comment **Is This Friendship Over? A new approach to IBS** If your intestines are going to treat you like that, they are not your friends ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1764 "2013-07-28T14:29:17Z")
\*\* Overheard (or simply heard) sentences that gave you pause I finally started eating insects\*\* ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1765 "2013-07-28T19:07:33Z")
This was in reverse sequential order yesterday: “What’s the worst that can happen?” “The SO’s new raccoon friend” “My patient with rabies” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1766 "2013-07-28T19:10:42Z")
**My patient with rabies ". . . walks into a bar."** He says, ‘I’d like a scotch, please. No water.’ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1767 "2013-07-28T19:40:27Z")
\*\*Bucket List, Do You Have One? Ask The Buddhist \*\* Lists are an encumbrance that one must carry around. the Bucket is only useful _because_ of its hole. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1768 "2013-07-28T22:28:41Z")
\*\*Ask The Buddhist Good jokes you’ve heard recently \*\* What’s the sound of one hand clapping? What is your original face from before your parents were born? What is Buddha? on the other hand, the answer given for the last one is “three pounds of flax”. So maybe this isn’t such a great idea. At least until you’re _really_ drunk. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1769 "2013-07-28T22:54:12Z")
\*\*What if all the spiders decided to kill me? I finally started eating insects.\*\* That’s one solution. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1770 "2013-07-29T00:00:55Z")
\*\* Overheard (or simply heard) sentences that gave you pause Having A Hard Time With Death Today\*\* I _especially_ don’t want to overhear the pilot saying this when I board my flight. > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **My patient with rabies > “. . . walks into a bar.”** > > He says, ‘I’d like a scotch, please. No water.’ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1771 "2013-07-29T01:45:29Z")
\*\*Why do wrist watches stop working for some people? Alien steel \*\* That and damned shoddy extraterrestrial workmanship! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1772 "2013-07-29T01:49:45Z")
**Is there a wireless way to connect my laptop to my TV Let’s talk about anal glands** Take this router, and _shove it **up YOUR ASS!** _ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1773 "2013-07-29T02:06:40Z")
\*\* I finally started eating insects What are you listening to? A real earworm! \*\* And after you’ve finished listening to it… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1774 "2013-07-29T02:20:56Z")
\*\*Im having boy trouble someone help! Equifax gets it in the shorts. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1775 "2013-07-29T15:20:47Z")
\*\*It’s green and golf ball sized… Let’s talk about anal glands \*\* You should probably see a doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1776 "2013-07-29T15:21:10Z")
One minute too late. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1777 "2013-07-29T18:37:58Z")
\*\* Phrases I Need to Never Hear My Mother Say How Do You Fence Jewels Worth 136 Million Dollars?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1778 "2013-07-29T22:16:23Z")
\*\*Falling in love with a prostitute? And you thought Mrs. BRADY was kinky? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1779 "2013-07-29T23:05:46Z")
\*\*Falling in love with a prostitute? Crazy Stupid Love \*\* You got that right. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1780 "2013-07-30T00:15:08Z")
\*\* “Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s [etc]”-What’s your interpretation of that story? Why does the U.S government refuse to pay its debts? \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=88) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=90)