# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/161 "2013-01-15T02:58:20Z")
**Women who refuse to have sex with me…** **I think I’m going to cry. Whining, rage, and advice inside. (Hair related)** Trust me, it doesn’t work. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/162 "2013-01-15T13:19:25Z")
\*\*To those who’ve committed forcible rape. Things I find rude and will make me look down on you \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/163 "2013-01-15T14:29:02Z")
**my sister finally assaulted me Fat Hawk Down** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/164 "2013-01-15T15:25:30Z")
\*\*Today Is My 10th SDMB Anniversary When I’m 112, I hope I can chug a cold beer! \*\* Only 102 years to go! ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/165 "2013-01-15T16:08:40Z")
\*\*Son, you ain’t got no pants Joe Theismann and his goddamn aged prostate…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/166 "2013-01-15T18:42:58Z")
\*\*Men that refuse to take it up the butthole… Glen Beck goes Full Galt \*\* Do I even want to know what “Full Galt” means? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/167 "2013-01-15T20:22:21Z")
\*\* Please do not throw yourself under a train. “If it saves only one life” - time to shut down the NYC subway? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/168 "2013-01-15T20:27:26Z")
\*\*Meaning of an possibly very rude comment. When is the last time you told someone “Fuck you”? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/169 "2013-01-16T07:08:35Z")
**People laugh until men fall off cliff in giant plastic ball A Day In The Life Of Your Favorite Olympian…** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/170 "2013-01-16T09:34:30Z")
**What is your claim to fame? Sequential threads** And [recursion](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15904278&posted=1#post15904278) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/171 "2013-01-16T14:08:57Z")
\*\* How to stop being afraid when playing scary computer games and watching horror movies? Tell me about taking a Norwegian cruise\*\* Yes, the boredom will settle you down real fast. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/172 "2013-01-16T17:30:46Z")
\*\* Men that refuse to take it up the butthole… Please do not throw yourself under a train.\*\* Um, are there any other options? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/173 "2013-01-16T18:23:23Z")
\*\* Women that refuse to perform oral sex… “Do you like gladiator movies?” Huh? \*\* “Knock knock!” “Whose there?” “Gladiator” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/174 "2013-01-16T19:19:51Z")
\*\* What’s your childhood dream? Obama is planning to use Executive Orders for gun control.\*\* Huh. I used to have screaming nightmares at age 4 about the fiscal cliff. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/175 "2013-01-16T20:46:55Z")
Why can’t we Pit mods? Intermittent inability to log in ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/176 "2013-01-16T23:58:27Z")
\*\*Men that refuse to take it up the butthole… Please do not throw yourself under a train. \*\* No! I can’t take it anymore! Buttholes or death! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/177 "2013-01-17T00:17:02Z")
**Women that refuse to perform oral sex… Should I buy a lion?** No way! Raspy tongue + fangs = really bad at oral sex. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/178 "2013-01-17T01:07:25Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > **Women that refuse to perform oral sex… > Should I buy a lion?** > > No way! Raspy tongue + fangs = really bad at oral sex. _“Big mistake, Indy! Big mistake!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/179 "2013-01-17T02:28:40Z")
What’s your childhood dream? Cheap body disposal ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/180 "2013-01-17T02:33:54Z")
**Enjoy the view. Son, you ain’t got no pants** And I’m _definitely_ not enjoying the view. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=10)