# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1781 "2013-07-30T01:04:48Z")
\*\*Is this unreasonable? Frivolous lawsuits\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1782 "2013-07-30T16:08:45Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > \*\*Royal Baby name > Ippo the Zonkey \*\* I like it! Maybe some day he’ll be King Ippo the Zonkey. > [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > \*\*It’s green and golf ball sized… > Let’s talk about anal glands \*\* > > You should probably see a doctor. Ew. EwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEwEw. **Hunt for Red October questions What happened to my homemade Sauerkraut?** The Russians stole it and defected with it. Jerks. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1783 "2013-07-30T16:18:54Z")
In the Pit: \*\*Fuck ME!! I really don’t need another F’n DOG!!! Jerk gives friend’s dog away while friend is deployed in Afghanistan. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1784 "2013-07-30T16:59:49Z")
\*\*Inca Child Sacrifice Victims Given Drugs, Alcohol Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart \*\* I’m pretty sure the answer is going to be, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2013, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1785 "2013-07-30T17:19:12Z")
\*\*So what’re your favorite amateur creepy stories? favorite Woody Allen movies \*\* It’s amazing how creepy his films are now in retrospect. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1786 "2013-07-30T19:25:15Z")
\*\*Songs that will always tug at your heart strings Falling in love with a prostitute? \*\* She may have been a whore, but she had the most beautiful face I’d ever come across… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1787 "2013-07-31T13:24:10Z")
**What is semi-formal? Upright breasts and other funny social norms** Horizontal breasts is only for semi-casual Friday. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1788 "2013-07-31T14:12:14Z")
\*\* Non-sports movies that make guys weepy Eileen Brennan passes away…\*\* Nah, I thought that was a real knee-slapper. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1789 "2013-07-31T14:14:00Z")
\*\* Upright breasts and other funny social norms The genitals really are the ugliest parts of the human body, aren’t they?\*\* I’m guessing you don’t have much of a sex life. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2013, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1790 "2013-07-31T17:12:10Z")
**Fuck off, neighborhood busybody** **No more time for debate. Now I am outraged!** * * * **The Pope’s Bullshit attempt to appear liberal about gays!** **It’s the old fart’s MMP!!** * * * **Why would a cop not show up in court?** **chance of being bitten by a bat without noticing it (rabies question)** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1791 "2013-08-01T02:10:31Z")
\*\*You are granted three magically bottomless liquor bottles. What are they? Don’t they snack at Hogwarts? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1792 "2013-08-01T12:09:47Z")
\*\* The Pope’s Bullshit attempt to appear liberal about gays! It’s meat. Get over it.\*\* Not a subtle fellow, this Pontiff. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1793 "2013-08-01T12:16:27Z")
**Nonbelieving parents of young children: do you do anyhing special to keep your children from … Topless beaches near Cancun?** Nah. They’ll have to figure out their own relationship to the Divine Boob. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1794 "2013-08-01T14:03:26Z")
**How can I find jobs in North Dakota Topless beaches near Cancun?** For the last time, Cancun is not in North Dakota! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1795 "2013-08-01T20:16:17Z")
**Hunt for Red October questions James Bond Forever ?** Some people just can’t let go of Connery as Bond… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1796 "2013-08-01T20:21:04Z")
\*\* ‘‘Gifted Children’’ - Where Are You Now? Sleep Apnea woes.\*\* ☹ ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1797 "2013-08-01T21:20:48Z")
\*\*Do I want a dutch oven? Do you strangle your tea bag? \*\* (I sheepishly admit, I was kind of hoping these two would become “sequential”. I captured the moment. 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1798 "2013-08-01T21:32:39Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > \*\*Do I want a dutch oven? > Do you strangle your tea bag? \*\* > > (I sheepishly admit, I was kind of hoping these two would become “sequential”. I captured the moment. 😉 ) “Strangle your Dutch teabag”? That’s some kind of euphemism, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1799 "2013-08-01T21:32:41Z")
\*\*Bucket List, Do You Have One? It’s the old fart’s MMP!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1800 "2013-08-01T21:41:34Z")
**Why does Firefox use so much memory? The Yakuza** Yep–the reason why Firefox uses so much memory is that Japanese gangsters have hacked your computer and are using it as part of a “botnet” for all sorts of nefarious purposes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=89) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=91)