# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 91
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1801 "2013-08-01T21:48:09Z")
\*\* What’s the likelihood of suffocating a child sleeping in your bed? Dingoes Ate My Baby \*\* “Sorry, Ms. Anthony, the jury isn’t going to buy either of these scenarios.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1802 "2013-08-02T00:54:55Z")
**Do you strangle your tea bag? What are the great traditional stereotypically gay musicals?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1803 "2013-08-02T12:26:26Z")
\*\* You are granted three magically bottomless liquor bottles. What are they? Some Homebrewing Questions \*\* How much wort do you have to make to fill a magically bottomless bottle? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1804 "2013-08-02T12:31:07Z")
\*\*People who know all the answers, but their life is crap Please explain the appeal of spelling bees to me. \*\* It helps me forget that my life is crap. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1805 "2013-08-02T18:03:16Z")
**Spanish Train Wreck: 77 Die (Going Too Fast) How far do you live from train tracks?** Far enough, I hope. \*\*I want to start ethical cannibalism Diplomatic Immunity: Getting Away with Manslaughter \*\* Yeah, because _ethical_ may still not be _Legal_. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1806 "2013-08-02T19:11:07Z")
\*\*How Do Kids of Gay Parents Address Them? Fuck off, neighborhood busybody \*\* Obviously, those kids forgot the commandment to “Honor thy mother and thy mother.” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1807 "2013-08-02T19:29:43Z")
**A poll about female genitalia The genitals really are the ugliest parts of the human body, aren’t they?** Well, he did ask, didn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1808 "2013-08-02T21:36:07Z")
\*\* Who should play the next Doctor? The 3 Stooges and the Marx Brothers \*\* “Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard…” Can the Universe survive six (or seven) simultaneous Doctors? I think the record so far is Five. ---
**Author:** ![slm2955](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@slm2955](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slm2955)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2013, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1809 "2013-08-02T21:47:57Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* Who should play the next Doctor? > > The 3 Stooges and the Marx Brothers > \*\* > > “Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard…” > > Can the Universe survive six (or seven) simultaneous Doctors? I think the record so far is Five. Who are these five?😕 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1810 "2013-08-03T01:56:44Z")
> [@slm2955](#): > > Who are these five?😕 _The Five Doctors_, of course > **[The Five Doctors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Five_Doctors)** > > "The Five Doctors" is a special feature-length episode of the British science fiction television series Doctor Who, produced in celebration of the programme's 20th anniversary. It had its world premiere in the United States, on the Chicago PBS station WTTW and various other PBS member stations on 23 November 1983, the anniversary date. It was transmitted on BBC1 in the United Kingdom two days later. > "The Five Doctors" was written by Terrance Dicks, who had been the script editor for the entir... > **[Amazon.com: Doctor Who: The Five Doctors (Story 130) (25th Anniversary Edition)...](https://www.amazon.com/Doctor-Who-Doctors-Story-Anniversary/dp/B0017XOFGE)** > > Product Description The Doctor's past incarnations are taken out of time by a forbidden time scoop device. The fourth Doctor becomes trapped in the vortex but the others find themselves, together with a number of their old companions, with... > **["Doctor Who" The Five Doctors (TV Episode 1983) ⭐ 8.1 | Adventure, Drama, Family](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123044/)** > > 1h 30m | TV-G Two better than _The Three Doctors_ > **[The Three Doctors (Doctor Who)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Doctors_(Doctor_Who))** > > The Three Doctors is the first serial of the tenth season of the British science fiction television series Doctor Who, first broadcast in four weekly parts on BBC1 from 30 December 1972 to 20 January 1973. > In the serial, the solar engineer Omega (Stephen Thorne), the creator of the experiments that allowed the Time Lords to travel in time, seeks revenge on the Time Lords after he was left for dead in a universe made of antimatter. The Time Lords recruit the time travellers the First Doctor (Wi... > **[Doctor Who: The Three Doctors: Dicks, Terrance: 9781849904780: Amazon.com: Books](https://www.amazon.com/Doctor-Who-Doctors-Terrance-Dicks/dp/1849904782)** > > Doctor Who: The Three Doctors \[Dicks, Terrance\] on Amazon.com. \*FREE\* shipping on qualifying offers. Doctor Who: The Three Doctors ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1811 "2013-08-03T14:49:35Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > “Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard…” So far, I have resisted the temptation to make this announcement over my hospital’s PA system. “Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard - report to Neurosurgery _on the double!_” “Woob-woob-woob-woob-woob-woob-woob!!!” \*\* Confirmation of exoplanet life Is this happening to anyone else with a new Samsung Galaxy S4?\*\* To be fair, if you buy a phone called the “Galaxy” you should expect to get spam calls from other solar systems. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1812 "2013-08-03T20:40:36Z")
**Okay, guys: what is the deal with lap dances? No tipping at a takeout counter, right?** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1813 "2013-08-03T22:18:58Z")
\*\* Contemplating a trawler to cross the Atlantic and Pacific “Hurry Up, I’m Sinking,” Final Words to 911\*\* You might want to think this through… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1814 "2013-08-04T05:31:21Z")
\*\* Old and need diaper changed Is Putin Enjoying This? (Humiliating Obama)\*\* So _that’s_ what goes on at a high-level summit…:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1815 "2013-08-04T17:38:11Z")
\*\* ‘Passed’; not ‘died’ It’s the old fart’s MMP!!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1816 "2013-08-04T20:56:28Z")
\*\* Scientists to cook world’s first burger made with synthetic beef How I Know My Wife And I Are On The Same Wavelength \*\* I was just going to suggest getting out the laser to make dinner, when in she walked with a bunch of bottles and flasks. With a big smile, she announced, “It’s beef night tonight! You’ve been working so hard on the transdimensional portal, I thought we could have a bit of a rest and build a couple of burgers.” “Awesome! Have we got any Mœbius bacon strips?” “No, we’re all out of pork. But I do have the latest low-chirality beef precursors…” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1817 "2013-08-05T04:02:25Z")
**What Is Breakfast Anyway? Filtration units!** Oh, yum! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1818 "2013-08-05T12:13:25Z")
\*\* If you could travel back in time, where would you go? Favourite funerals \*\* Oh yeah, Rudolph Valentino’s was really cool. And, like, the Pharoahs with all that wailing and lamentation. You’d just have to be careful not to be sealed in the tomb with them for company. \*\* Everybody has a topic they can bore people to death talking about… People who know all the answers, but their life is crap\*\* Life of the party, aren’t we? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1819 "2013-08-05T12:14:34Z")
\*\*I’m screwing this cat! So I noticed that the cat ordered some stuff from Amazon . . . \*\* …_adult_ stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1820 "2013-08-05T15:20:47Z")
**Contemplating a trawler to cross the Atlantic and Pacific I Won’t Do That again** Yeah, that last encounter with the Kraken was a bit much… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=90) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=92)