# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 92
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1821 "2013-08-05T16:35:07Z")
\*\* What the Heck Happened to my Cucumber? Who should play the next Doctor? \*\* Now now children, behave yourselves.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1822 "2013-08-05T17:29:02Z")
**Re Castle Doctorine laws can you “hunt” a criminal in your house or do they have to come to you? Intersection of the castle doctrine and mantraps** Can’t I just go down to the supermarket and pick up a rotisserie chicken? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1823 "2013-08-05T22:04:50Z")
**Best Strategy if You’ve Just Killed an Intruder Home carpet cleaning: do they work?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1824 "2013-08-05T22:11:38Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > **Best Strategy if You’ve Just Killed an Intruder > Home carpet cleaning: do they work?** Let’s close the thread, we have a winner. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1825 "2013-08-06T01:10:46Z")
\*\* Who should play the next Doctor? Poll: Meat loaf: Tomato sauce, or brown gravy? \*\* I Would Do Anything for Love But I Won’t Do That ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1826 "2013-08-06T01:15:42Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **Re Castle Doctorine laws can you “hunt” a criminal in your house or do they have to come to you? > Intersection of the castle doctrine and mantraps** > > Can’t I just go down to the supermarket and pick up a rotisserie chicken? And you get a much better quality at the supermarket than you do from the average free-range burglar as well. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1827 "2013-08-06T01:51:11Z")
\*\*Best Strategy if You’ve Just Killed an Intruder Favourite funerals\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1828 "2013-08-06T04:08:40Z")
**Poll: Could you boink someone you don’t particularly like?** **Go to first new post FUCK! Fucking Facebook.** I don’t like Facebook, but no, I’m not going to fuck Facebook, especially not on command. **Everybody has a topic they can bore people to death talking about…** **Fact: Titanic is the Best Movie Ever Made or Ever Will Be Made. Discuss.** And now we know which one it is for **Shagnasty**. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1829 "2013-08-06T12:28:48Z")
\*\*Saving Private Ryan: what other movies “accurately” portray combat? The air battle in my bedroom. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1830 "2013-08-06T13:11:32Z")
\*\*Breaking Bad returns August 11! (spoilers?) More ice cream!!! Filtration units! \*\* Man, that show’s got _everything_! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1831 "2013-08-06T15:24:00Z")
\*\* If you could travel back in time, where would you go? Favourite funerals\*\* “Uncle Jack’s was such a classic, I’d do it all over again!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1832 "2013-08-06T16:22:01Z")
\*\* How do I travel to Canada? Women closer to chimps than men?\*\* Yes, especially in Manitoba. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1833 "2013-08-06T17:50:25Z")
**Best Strategy if You’ve Just Killed an Intruder How do you “have” a lawyer?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1834 "2013-08-06T18:20:20Z")
\*\* Any estimates of what percent of shelter dogs are pitbull & pitbull mixes? Attractive, slightly wall-eyed blonde women?\*\* A low percentage, because they tend to be adopted quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1835 "2013-08-06T18:47:42Z")
**Could you boink someone you don’t particularly like? How do you “have” a lawyer?** …if you know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1836 "2013-08-06T20:15:00Z")
\*\*Requirements for moving a planet? Need iPhone geocache GPS app \*\* Well, what did you think “Global Positioning” meant? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1837 "2013-08-06T22:28:35Z")
\*\* Requirements for moving a planet? What is the most expensive sold on Amazon?\*\* Surprisingly enough, it’s Pluto. The price got slashed to 50 cents because Pluto was demoted from official planet status and it’s small. But the shipping charges are _insane_. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1838 "2013-08-07T03:07:52Z")
**Worst Game Show Prizes! My next crochet project** I’d rather have a new car or a hundred kilobucks. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1839 "2013-08-07T04:26:06Z")
**My friend just got summarily fired from her job for a pot brownie** **2 Yr. Old Taken from Pot-Smoking Parents; Then Killed by Foster Parents** See? Just legalize the stuff already. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1840 "2013-08-07T12:33:14Z")
\*\* Women closer to chimps than men? Why are humans such better swimmers than all our primate cousins?\*\* “Esther Williams, Our Primate Cousin” was the least popular of her films. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=91) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=93)