# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 93
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1841 "2013-08-07T17:47:29Z")
Moved: Can older men drink as much? **Lack of maelstrom in my toilet Purpose of Clorox toilet bowl cleaner tablets** When I was scanning these topics I read as “Can older men drink toilet bowl cleaner tablets.” Only at second glance did I notice a possible sequential. Almost a trifecta. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1842 "2013-08-07T18:10:23Z")
\*\*Do you have childhood memories that you now know as an adult are impossible? What were the 1950’s like? \*\* I remember the 50’s well, despite not being born yet… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1843 "2013-08-07T20:52:15Z")
\*\* Jazz pioneer George Duke has died Waaaah! One of my favorite candies is gone!\*\* You think that’s bad - right after the Kennedy assassination he was sobbing because the corner store ran out of jawbreakers. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1844 "2013-08-07T21:10:26Z")
**Do you regret getting divorced from your passionless, roommate-like marriage? Pros and cons of getting a roommate; plus how do you find a good one** ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1845 "2013-08-07T21:37:47Z")
**Windfall - advice sought Need some wheelbarrow advice** Man, money’s just falling out of wheelbarrows these days! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1846 "2013-08-08T02:38:09Z")
**I Pit Alarmist Headlines I had no idea they were selling sex at the mall!** By “sex” I of course mean “hand lotion”. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1847 "2013-08-08T07:39:07Z")
**Scientists to cook world’s first burger made with synthetic beef My teeth are rotting out of my mouth** Oops. Better kick this one back to the laboratory. Sorry! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1848 "2013-08-08T14:36:21Z")
**You love the song and then you listen closely and hear… Rap Sucks** Finally it dawned on me. How could I have been so stupid this whole time? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1849 "2013-08-08T15:49:41Z")
\*\*Worst Game Show Prizes! Alien slavery \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1850 "2013-08-08T16:10:24Z")
**What’s the most bizarre technological advance that seems juuuust plausible within your lifetime? Alien slavery** Well, it’s not a tech advance in itself, but I guess it would _require_ advanced tech…on someone’s part. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1851 "2013-08-08T16:24:15Z")
\*\* Knock knock joke Alien slavery\*\* “Alien slavery who?” “AAuugghhhhh!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1852 "2013-08-08T16:30:35Z")
\*\* Do lobsters feel pain when boiled alive Let’s make a deal (about a really, really beaten dead horse)\*\* PETA’s Twitter feed is such a downer. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1853 "2013-08-08T18:02:08Z")
\*\*Cats having sex for fun I had no idea they were selling sex at the mall! \*\* PETCO! It’s where the pets…um…go. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1854 "2013-08-08T18:59:36Z")
**Why do helicopters circle my house? Alien slavery** Exactly right. The government has made a deal with the space aliens. The government gets alien technology and the aliens will not invade the planet. In exchange, they use their black helicopters to search out potential candidates for abduction, who then become slaves (and/or ‘specimens’) for the aliens. Sometimes the black helicopters do the abducting on the aliens’ behalf. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1855 "2013-08-08T22:10:37Z")
\*\*I need to buy a servo. What type? Consumer choice in the Soviet bloc \*\* “Is good servo. Very strong. 100 rubles.” “Well, yes, but is it the right _type_ of serv-” “Is servo. 100 rubles.” ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1856 "2013-08-08T22:15:28Z")
\*\*Need some wheelbarrow advice Best Strategy if You’ve Just Killed an Intruder \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2013, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1857 "2013-08-09T12:41:16Z")
**What’s your first memory? Yet another dilemma!!!** No, that’s _Woody Allen’s_ first memory. \*\*Medical-Minded Dopers: I need a disease Cold sores \*\* That was easy. Pay the receptionist on your way out. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1858 "2013-08-09T16:07:27Z")
\*\* You love the song and then you listen closely and hear… has anyone had the pulled pork sandwich from subway\*\* She claimed that listening to Justin Bieber albums made her gain 50 pounds, but I thought it was just a coincidence… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2013, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1859 "2013-08-09T16:24:34Z")
\*\*Yet another dilemma!!! Alien slavery What to do? \*\* Probe, or no probe? Tough call. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1860 "2013-08-09T16:34:43Z")
\*\*Ladies, what does “cute” mean? Attractive, slightly wall-eyed blonde women? \*\* It can be that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=92) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=94)