# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 97

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1921 "2013-08-16T02:27:51Z")

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\*\*What do you want displayed at funeral/buried with you?  
Meet the Olinguito, a newly-discovered mammal \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1922 "2013-08-16T12:36:16Z")

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\*\* How often do you fall victim to road rage?  
Is Canned Tuna Safe? \*\*

Not when they throw it at you from a passing car…but safer than canned ham.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1923 "2013-08-16T12:38:22Z")

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\*\* Killin a chicken  
Power of a circuit judge\*\*

“For the crime of illegally crossing the road, I sentence you to death. Bailiff, take the defendant to the deep fryer.”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1924 "2013-08-16T16:41:19Z")

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\*\*Ladies, check in if you’ve never been groped (unwillingly)  
Is it totally wrong?  
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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1925 "2013-08-16T16:43:23Z")

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**Sequential threads  
WTF is this gibberish?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1926 "2013-08-16T16:56:08Z")

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\*\* Squirrel Porn  
WTF is this gibberish?\*\*

Just turn down the sound, you’ll enjoy it more.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1927 "2013-08-16T17:06:21Z")

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\*\* Do some people NEED faith?  
Secular America\*\*

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1928 "2013-08-16T17:29:34Z")

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\*\*Lending Club Experiences  
Ladies, check in if you’ve never been groped (unwillingly) \*\*

Here, let me lend you a hand…

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1929 "2013-08-16T18:18:40Z")

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\*\* Repetition sucks

Repetition sucks \*\*

Repetition sucks

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1930 "2013-08-16T20:39:34Z")

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\*\*What’s your “go to” dish for a potluck?

My Employer: Should I be worried?  
\*\*

You might want to talk to somebody about this.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1931 "2013-08-16T22:44:59Z")

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\*\* What did I do to my microwave?  
Suicide? Assisted suicide?\*\*

“I’m going to pull your plug.” “Noooooo!!!”

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1932 "2013-08-16T23:52:12Z")

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**OK, So I’m going to open the can of haggis  
Feeding the Troops**

Troops: :eek:

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1933 "2013-08-17T00:01:27Z")

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**What’s your “go to” dish for a potluck?  
Ok, So I’m going to open the can of haggis.**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1934 "2013-08-17T01:48:36Z")

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\*\*Che Guevara  
Breast feeding in the swimming pool \*\*

Wow, there’s something you don’t see every day.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1935 "2013-08-17T05:55:08Z")

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**Spontaneous human combustion  
Inadvertencies**

Well, if it’s spontaneous _naturally_ it’s inadvertent…

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1936 "2013-08-17T08:35:38Z")

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\*\*Need advice on strange behavior  
I’m writing slash fanfic again! \*\*

Well, there’s “strange” and then there’s _strange_. Kirk/Spock is reasonably mainstream. Christopher Robin/Winnie-the-Pooh is…more problematic.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1937 "2013-08-17T13:51:11Z")

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**Can a dog by “gang raped” by other dogs?  
Is it totally wrong?**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1938 "2013-08-17T18:07:52Z")

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**What’s your “go to” dish for a potluck?  
Charbroiled oysters (and other oysters)**

You’re invited to the potluck!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1939 "2013-08-17T21:52:00Z")

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\*\*People who have one-sided conversations

Che Guevara  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1940 "2013-08-17T23:39:14Z")

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\*\* Dried out bottle of Compound W- what to do?  
Is it totally wrong? \*\*

Hey buster, ever heard of TMI?

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