# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 99
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1961 "2013-08-20T16:35:27Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*If you burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time, will you die? > Can some people extinguish streetlamps by means of their bodily emanations? \*\* That’s why it’s not safe to walk by Bob’s Beanery after dark. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1962 "2013-08-20T17:11:28Z")
**If I love Breaking Bad…will I love… Foods that make noise?** ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1963 "2013-08-20T21:34:04Z")
\*\*Food trends that can stop right now Pretzels are taking over! What’s next? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1964 "2013-08-20T21:42:48Z")
**The Obamas get a new dog.** **How to deal with a friend’s ill-behaved dogs** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1965 "2013-08-20T21:51:49Z")
\*\*The Obamas get a new dog. How to deal with a friend’s ill-behaved dogs \*\* So, uh, this couple I know–let’s call them…“Barry” and “Michelle”–nice folks, he’s a community organizer, now he works for the federal government; she’s a lawyer, now a full-time SAHM–well, anyway, the problem is that their dog is just a real handful. And now they’re getting _another_ dog! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1966 "2013-08-20T21:52:50Z")
Well, darn it, that’s what happens when you get interrupted before hitting submit. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1967 "2013-08-20T22:21:36Z")
\*\* Chances of death by bizarre events in hyper-extended human lifetimes Waterproofing a tent, redneck style?\*\* “Well, the liquid paraffin wasn’t drying fast enough, so I used my welding torch to speed things up, and that’s all I remember, Doc.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1968 "2013-08-21T00:28:33Z")
\*\* Question for Cryogenics Fans How to handle a child that doesn’t seem to understand cause and effect?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1969 "2013-08-21T01:13:00Z")
\*\*The People vs Zopittybop-bop-bop Bad English \*\* Well, yeah, but did you really need to get the court system involved? 😕 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1970 "2013-08-21T01:19:54Z")
\*\* Waterproofing a tent, redneck style? What fish do you like? \*\* An oily fish like a herring or mackerel works the best, but you might have problems with bears. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1971 "2013-08-21T13:50:01Z")
\*\*One little sentence Bad English \*\* No sentence is too small for bad english. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1972 "2013-08-21T15:39:43Z")
Just saw these two: **What if there were an actual master race? Charities you would NOT give to** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1973 "2013-08-21T16:18:51Z")
\*\* I’m about to do something insanely stupid, and I need your help. How much can your weight fluctuate in the s(h)ort term? How much honesty should there be in a marriage?\*\* “Honey, I’ve decided to switch to a diet of Krispy Kreme doughnuts and soft-serve ice cream. I thought you should know.” ---
**Author:** ![TheSeaOtter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed655f/32.png) [@TheSeaOtter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheSeaOtter)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1974 "2013-08-21T19:48:41Z")
**Using a power drill to create a high powered slingshot shotgun My husband told me that we had a gecko in the bathtub** Geckos! Why did it have to be geckos? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1975 "2013-08-21T20:13:46Z")
\*\* Why don’t people believe in God? Free will \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1976 "2013-08-21T21:08:26Z")
\*\* U.S. citizens: how pessimistic are you about the future of your country? Thinking about getting a kitty…\*\* There you go - a solid vote for the future! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1977 "2013-08-21T21:13:40Z")
\*\*I just saved $11.38 on Amazon UK! Narrowest home in NYC is just over 8ft inside & sold for $3.25M \*\* Hey, a penny saved … ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1978 "2013-08-21T23:16:30Z")
\*\* Why is China’s economy successful? Free will\*\* :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1979 "2013-08-22T00:38:22Z")
\*\*Question regarding the attack on Pearl Harbor Liability for injuries \*\* “Have you been injured in a Japanese surprise attack? Call the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1980 "2013-08-22T00:42:18Z")
\*\* I’m Going To Start Calling Women Assholes. Thats the wrong way to have a fork … (medical)\*\* Ooo, learned the hard way, huh? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=98) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=100)