# Serbian Widower Has Late Wife’s Vulva Engraved on Her Tombstone **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serbian-widower-has-late-wife-s-vulva-engraved-on-her-tombstone/638560 "2012-10-22T20:29:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serbian-widower-has-late-wife-s-vulva-engraved-on-her-tombstone/638560/41 "2012-10-25T02:59:57Z")
I just don’t buy the guy’s story. I think they had a fight about his mistress and she said something like “you can have that twat over my dead body!” Thus, providing the spark for what would eventually be his girlfriend’s girly bits engraved on her tombstone so that he’d have the girl friend’s girly bits over her dead body For-Ev-Ah! ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serbian-widower-has-late-wife-s-vulva-engraved-on-her-tombstone/638560/42 "2012-10-25T03:23:00Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > Nice to know just what mattered to him about his wife that he wanted to remember. She’s the one that directed him to do it, at least according to the article. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serbian-widower-has-late-wife-s-vulva-engraved-on-her-tombstone/638560/43 "2012-10-25T05:22:35Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > She’s the one that directed him to do it, at least according to the article. So he claims. I’m dubious. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serbian-widower-has-late-wife-s-vulva-engraved-on-her-tombstone/638560/44 "2012-10-25T14:17:44Z")
> [@cmkeller](#): > > I’m guessing that he’ll have a nice, tasteful obelisk for a monument right next to hers. Something like [this](http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GSsp=46556946&GRid=5041846&), perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serbian-widower-has-late-wife-s-vulva-engraved-on-her-tombstone/638560/45 "2012-10-25T14:31:38Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > Something like [this](http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GSsp=46556946&GRid=5041846&), perhaps? Oh boy, it’s been a really long time. Let’s see if I can remember… There once was a young man named Ennis Who was cursed through life with a corkscrew penis (Something something about finding a compatible mate) Find her her did Though he ended up dead 'Cause the goddam girl had a left-handed thread ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serbian-widower-has-late-wife-s-vulva-engraved-on-her-tombstone/638560/46 "2012-10-25T17:03:09Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Looks sort of like a trilobite. You should see the back side; a chocolate starfish. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serbian-widower-has-late-wife-s-vulva-engraved-on-her-tombstone/638560/47 "2012-10-26T03:41:04Z")
It looks less like a carving of her vulva than like she did an imprinting and then they used that as a mold. It’s like the difference between a tracing and a drawing. And there’s a reason tracings never really look like the original, but a freeform drawing can. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serbian-widower-has-late-wife-s-vulva-engraved-on-her-tombstone/638560/48 "2012-10-26T04:12:38Z")
The poor widower can’t figure out why people keep leaving half-empty bottles of Jergens on his wife’s grave. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serbian-widower-has-late-wife-s-vulva-engraved-on-her-tombstone/638560/49 "2012-10-26T15:24:49Z")
How can it be considered “blasphemous” when it’s a labia of love? ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serbian-widower-has-late-wife-s-vulva-engraved-on-her-tombstone/638560/50 "2012-10-26T17:05:52Z")
He should have gotten the deluxe package and had it gold plated. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serbian-widower-has-late-wife-s-vulva-engraved-on-her-tombstone/638560.md?page=2)