# Serious Doper Crush Question **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2001, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542 "2001-10-25T14:21:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/41 "2001-10-25T21:33:48Z")
**GingerOfTheNorth** , definetly. \ ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/42 "2001-10-25T21:33:58Z")
I don’t think we’ve ever actually met, **Sapphire** , but I’ve heard a lot about you. **Thinksnow** says you’re a trip, and that’s a pretty good recommendation. I look forward to meeting you at OhDope. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/43 "2001-10-25T21:38:32Z")
bobkitty Ogre iampunha Daowajan And most of all… Monster104. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/44 "2001-10-25T21:38:37Z")
Since AFAIK she’s the only one here it wouldn’t be illegal for me to get involved with, **Lady Juliet** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/45 "2001-10-25T21:44:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\*Aw, thanks, **purplebear**. The reason I’ve never properly flirted with you, my dear, is that I knew you were happily attached, and would never dream of disturbing that. However, now that I know you _want_ me to, I shall. ;p \*\* _surprised blink_ 😃 ::runs back to Cocktail Party thread to check:: ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/46 "2001-10-25T21:51:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > I don’t think we’ve ever actually met, **Sapphire** , but I’ve heard a lot about you. **Thinksnow** says you’re a trip, and that’s a pretty good recommendation. I look forward to meeting you at OhDope. **Thinksnow** thinks I’m a trip? He likes me?! Ohmygod I think I need to go lie down. 😉 I can’t wait to meet you either **Superdude**! Tomorrow! It’s tomorrow! I’m gonna be in Ohio tomorrow! [sub]Now I gotta change my list![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/47 "2001-10-25T21:54:28Z")
Well, I wouldn’t get as orgasmic as **jarbaby** watching _The Sopranos_, there, **Sapphire**. I mean, **think** ’s a nice guy, but he also thinks the OSU Buckeyes are a decent football team. However, if you _wish_ to get orgasmic, perhaps _I_ can be of some service…? ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/48 "2001-10-25T21:58:43Z")
**Elenfair** , definitely. I would shovel snow for her. ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/49 "2001-10-25T22:14:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\*Well, I wouldn’t get as orgasmic as **jarbaby** watching _The Sopranos_, there, **Sapphire**. I mean, **think** ’s a nice guy, but he also thinks the OSU Buckeyes are a decent football team. However, if you _wish_ to get orgasmic, perhaps _I_ can be of some service…? \*\* Perhaps we should cease hijacking this lovely thread and take it to email 😉 ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/50 "2001-10-25T22:52:09Z")
My neglecting of **Rue** has presently been rectified. So of course, **Rue’s** on the list. As for others, I’m hooked on **Jack Batty’s** posts lately, and if I was a lesbian I’d probably try to woo **CrankyAsAnOldMan** but she’d probably already be taken!!! ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/51 "2001-10-26T00:22:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dalovindj \* > \*\*I haven’t met a female doper I WOULDN’T date. > \*\* Ahem. It’s me, **bobevilsquid**. I seriously doubt you would date me. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/52 "2001-10-26T00:33:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \* > \*\*Of course, IRL I’d never have the guts, but … > > I remain a “secret” cyber-admirer of both TheLoadedDog…\*\* 😃 😃 😃 Aaaah, my dearest Frau Wolf. My Foster’s runneth over. > [@](#): > > **…and RueDeDay.** Can’t decide on pistols or swords. Sunrise or high noon. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\* > If I actually had the chance to meet tem IRL, I don’t think I’d be able to go through with it. I’d run, the cowardly custard that I am. \*\* **Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie…** , you’re forgetting three important factors: 1. TLD is a pussycat. 2. I’d be quaking in my boots meself (see point 1) 3. Qantas is offering very cheap flights at the moment. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/53 "2001-10-26T00:38:46Z")
Goodness, **bouv** , I’m flattered. For me, the only Doper I’ve considered dating so far, I did date. I have to spend time IRL with someone before I can know whether I like him enough to date him. I can’t get a good enough sense of someone from only their written words to know. Cheap, meaningless flings, on the other hand… ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/54 "2001-10-26T00:51:39Z")
**thinksnow Cartooniverse Tripler WeirdDave** And last, but not least… **bernse** \ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/55 "2001-10-26T01:02:29Z")
**Scylla** he’s the only one for me. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/56 "2001-10-26T01:52:27Z")
Oh, for sure I would date **pezpunk**. I love silly, goofy men who drink lots of beer and play in punk bands. Seriously, I look for the right combination of extreme smarts and a crazy sense of humor. Someone who can debate literature and the meaning of _Walden_ with me, but who also makes me laugh all the time. And he has to like long walks in the woods. The only other Doper I would date is **LuxFiat** , as evidenced by my wild pawing of him at the NY Dopefest last year. Alas, he knew better than to get involved with a girl like me. But he’s got most of what I’m looking for, AFAIK: killer sense of humor and legitimate smarts. Yum. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/57 "2001-10-26T01:54:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scout1222 \* > **… I’m hooked on Jack Batty’s posts lately…** Oh no. The kiss of death! Whenever someone posts that they like my posts, I completely dry up. I hope you’re happy. Now I’ll be unfunny for days. So. How _you_ doing? For the record – I am married. But separated. Take that for what it’s worth. 😉 I have no crushes. I’m so above that. [sub]Insert a nother winky face here – too many smilies are not good for the soul.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/58 "2001-10-26T01:57:28Z")
Upon re-reading that, I realized it sounds like I’m dissing **Pezzy**. Seriously, he has a bazillion qualities that I love. I would totally date him. I do really love silly, goofy men who drink lots of beer and play in punk bands! And I meant that he has the combination of smarts and goofiness that makes me all gooey and happy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/59 "2001-10-26T02:10:07Z")
They know who they are. ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/60 "2001-10-26T02:25:48Z")
I’d have to say I’m rather blazingly partial to **ARose**. Then again, that could be the reason why we’re dating now. 😃 But just a thought. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542.md?page=4)