# Serious Doper Crush Question **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2001, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542 "2001-10-25T14:21:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/81 "2001-10-26T15:27:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Okay, definitely pezpunk. > It would be nice to be in warm Florida right now…(its snowing here) \*\* [hanging head] The girls only like me for my state… always the state. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/82 "2001-10-26T15:34:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mtgman \* > Assuming you lived in the same town, and were both single, what Dope would you **actually want to be involved with?** Ack. I forgot about this part. And since I don’t date, I will have to respectfully withdraw my listed crushes to the ranks of “Dude s/he is so damn hot, oh my Lord.” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/83 "2001-10-26T15:55:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pezpunk \* > \*\*The girls only like me for my state… always the state. ☹ \*\* It’s a _metaphor,_ ya Dope! They’re cold and lonely, and when they think of being with you, they feel warm! Come on, work with me here! ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/84 "2001-10-26T16:13:06Z")
I would formally like to rescind my flirtation with one Mr. **Jack Batty**. I was unaware that my mere mention of his name in a flirt thread would cause him to be unavoidably dull. I meant him no harm. Hopefully the powers that be will take mercy on him and restore him to his previous condition. As you were. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/85 "2001-10-27T04:24:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BigGiantHead \* > \*\*That being said, my hastily-developed list would have to include the aforementioned Sara, **Geobabe** (again), and **techchick68**. Who, I realize, is probably quite startled by this news. Just go with it. 😉 > > - Dave > (who’d like to appear on _someone_’s list) \*\* Hmmm…Dave dear, farbeit for me to carp, but is THIS what you call stalking me? I mean, I don’t ask for much, but when I am stalked it would be nice if I would at least be mentioned on your serious crush lists. I mean…REALLY! 🙂 Cheri And thank you, **DAVEW0071** for your kind mention. I love you too. Because you are a dollface, and a wonderful person. Too bad there is that pesky married thing, but then this is a WHAT IF thread, right? ::huggles:: ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/86 "2001-10-27T04:34:14Z")
[sub]PS…Dave hon, you may have missed it somehow, but I am a redhead too. Just thought you ought to know.[/sub] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/87 "2001-10-27T19:38:27Z")
no no no pezzie! Its not the state. That is jsut a extra bonus! Wanna go to Alaska? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/88 "2001-10-28T01:25:14Z")
**Scotti** , I know you’re a redhead as well. I think my subconscious blotted it from my mind for the moment because saying I have a serious crush on two gorgeous redheads would simply make my entire brain melt. I don’t know what color hair **Tubadiva** has, but if I find out it’s red, I’m going to have an unprecedented breakdown. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/89 "2001-10-28T01:31:36Z")
Aw, you so sweet. I think Jenny is a blonde, so you are safe. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/90 "2001-10-28T01:43:10Z")
In the right light, though, with the sun reflecting off the azure Caribbean waters, as she casually throws her luxuriant mane back over her bared shoulder while perching on the prow of the yacht in her tiger-striped maillot, there are definite reddish tints. Not that I usually notice that sort of thing, of course. ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/91 "2001-10-28T15:49:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > \*\*In the right light, though, with the sun reflecting off the azure Caribbean waters, as she casually throws her luxuriant mane back over her bared shoulder while perching on the prow of the yacht in her tiger-striped maillot, there are definite reddish tints. > > Not that I usually notice that sort of thing, of course. \*\* Ya know, I didn’t want to say it myself… Thanks for clearing that up, **Ike**. ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/92 "2001-10-28T20:57:45Z")
I’d like amend my list to include \*\*UncleBeer, thinksnow, \*\* and **ShibbOleth** , now that I’ve been kissed by one, groped by another and slept with a third. [sub]Yeah, wouldn’t YOU like to know?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/93 "2001-10-28T21:17:19Z")
> [@](#): > > I think Jenny is a blonde, so you are safe. 'Fraid not. She’s quite orange on top as I recall (it might have been auburn or some other reddish-brown, but it was a few years ago) and it’s not dyed. I guess you’re not so safe after all. I will not partake in the meat of this thread; I just wanted to clarify some misinformation. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/94 "2001-10-28T22:05:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sophie \* > \*\*I’d like amend my list to include \*\*UncleBeer, thinksnow, \*\* and **ShibbOleth** , now that I’ve been kissed by one, groped by another and slept with a third. > > [sub]Yeah, wouldn’t YOU like to know?[/sub] \*\* heh heh…but I was groped by **Sophie** ---
**Author:** ![Alatariel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Alatariel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alatariel)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/95 "2001-10-28T22:58:37Z")
My- must have been an intersting after party… I always seem to miss those! ---
**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/96 "2001-10-28T22:59:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > Hmmm…Dave dear, farbeit for me to carp, but is THIS what you call stalking me? I mean, I don’t ask for much, but when I am stalked it would be nice if I would at least be mentioned on your serious crush lists. > > I mean…REALLY! 🙂 As I told you, honey, it’s all about the subtlety. If I just come out yelling “I LOVE SCOTTICHER!” in front of everyone, that would make me a pretty ham-fisted stalker, wouldn’t it? (And for all the rest of you who are scratching your heads, this is a reference to some email between she and I. Nowhere on these boards - before now - will you find a public reference to me stalking anyone.) ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542/97 "2001-10-29T07:43:37Z")
Now sweetie, I DID put a smilie there. I didn’t mean to make anyone think you were REALLY stalking me. [sub]blast[/sub] 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-doper-crush-question/89542.md?page=4)