# Serious question about Habakkuk3

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [May 14, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322 "2013-05-14T16:09:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/21 "2013-05-14T19:23:30Z")

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> [@voltaire](#):
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> Seriously, not one link?

Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.

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### Author: ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/22 "2013-05-14T19:40:56Z")

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He kind of strikes me as **Wildest Bill’s** demented uncle.

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### Author: ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/23 "2013-05-14T22:24:29Z")

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Wait, I thought we weren’t supposed to call it meth?

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### Author: ![Habakkuk3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9a140/32.png) [@Habakkuk3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Habakkuk3)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/24 "2013-05-15T00:14:07Z")

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Yew meth’d up - Ravenman -  
I be not on meth  
But I did enjoy the first handful of episodes of BREAKING BAD on the AMC channel…

I am afraid that TV show is my only exposure to meth  
but people have always said I naturally have an amphetamine personality

Today it was determined (by VA doc) that I should double-up on my second High Blood Pressure medicine

(I go around at stroke-levels all the time) if only people could actually  
post anything to pith me off  
perhaps I would get more wound up

high cholesterol numbers were better today than 3 months ago - so the whatever-statin will stay as is

today was all MEDICAL - Mental Health clinic another day…

60 and 16… hmmm…

16 at the Circle Drive-Inn - now those were memorable experiences…

I liked the BREAKING BAD episode where he took out the two hoods in that mobile home with something he cooked up - put the gas-mask on hizzeff so he could survive

I really didnt deserve my own thread  
but thanks for the welcome  
and yall kin awl geau cleave yerselves

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### Author: ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/25 "2013-05-15T00:22:20Z")

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For those of you who wanted a link, well, there ya go.

I’m no doctor, but I’m guessing that methamphetamine and “amphetamine personalities” have a very high correlation.

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### Author: ![Habakkuk3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9a140/32.png) [@Habakkuk3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Habakkuk3)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/26 "2013-05-15T00:36:54Z")

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you doan havta be no doctor Ravenman - Marley aint - yet he was diagnosin me as ADD - so yew go head on and call me a meth freak - eben tho i never took the stuff

DRs Marley and Ravenman - the great diagnosers - prolly will publish DSM-6 by themselves…

Bwahahahahahahaha

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/27 "2013-05-15T00:38:24Z")

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Which brings us to the next question: who gives a shit if it’s drugs, mental illness, or just plain old idiocy?

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### Author: ![Habakkuk3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9a140/32.png) [@Habakkuk3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Habakkuk3)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/28 "2013-05-15T00:43:21Z")

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oh - a PERFECT opportunity for Hillary saying “what difference does it make?”  
or whatever she foamed

Hi, Doc Marley!

C’mon – sing us one o them ADD worksongs!

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/29 "2013-05-15T00:44:10Z")

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> [@Habakkuk3](#):
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> oh - a PERFECT opportunity for Hillary saying “what difference does it make?”  
> or whatever she foamed

I don’t think you should accuse other people of foaming. Clinton at least talks in full, intelligible sentences.

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### Author: ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/30 "2013-05-15T00:49:11Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Which brings us to the next question: who gives a shit if it’s drugs, mental illness, or just plain old idiocy?

My vote is ‘troll’, if that’s allowable here in the Pit. He’s just shining you all along.

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### Author: ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/31 "2013-05-15T00:53:03Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I don’t think you should accuse other people of foaming. Clinton at least talks in full, intelligible sentences.

I’m thinking that in **Habakkuk3’s** universe (and not his alone), an innocuous truism like “It takes a village to raise a child” counts as foam.

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### Author: ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/32 "2013-05-15T00:58:31Z")

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Duplicate post. Stupid Tapatalk.

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### Author: ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/33 "2013-05-15T01:03:21Z")

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Isn’t Habakkuk3 a woman? Not that it really matters as I think s/he will ultimately be a victim of suicide by mod once the powers that be here have had enough.

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### Author: ![Habakkuk3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9a140/32.png) [@Habakkuk3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Habakkuk3)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/34 "2013-05-15T01:14:34Z")

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oh NO!

Not THAT!!

NOT THAT YOKO ONO!

Actually, I dont see how to delete my account, or I would have done it a couple days ago…

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### Author: ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/35 "2013-05-15T01:16:45Z")

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> [@Habakkuk3](#):
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> oh NO!
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> Not THAT!!
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> NOT THAT YOKO ONO!
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> Actually, I dont see how to delete my account, or I would have done it a couple days ago…

Well chief, you don’t actually have to delete it…you could, oh I don’t know, simply stop posting. 😛 You don’t need to worry about it for long, however, since I predict you’ll have ‘BANNED’ under your name fairly soon now, so it won’t really be a problem anymore.

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### Author: ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/36 "2013-05-15T01:17:18Z")

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I don’t know if we should lavish attention upon it.

So, instead I will talk about something far more important, Doritos. Long ago they had a flavor called Zesty Salsa. And I really enjoyed this flavor. Then they took it away, and the only thing they sell which has any flavor is the Spicy Nacho Doritos. I can’t eat the others, because they are too bland. But I’ve eaten these Doritos for years, and I’m now convinced that they’ve been cutting back on the spicy Dorito dust. Now they taste like regular, non-spicy Doritos, and as a fan of the heat, I am disappoint.

I would like to petition the powers that be to introduce a new flavor, called Spicier Nacho Doritos. It will contain twice as much of the spicy flavoring as the regular ones. And yes, you may charge me extra. I’m not buying your corn chips for the corn, man. They sell actual corn in the grocery store in cans that cost fiddy cents a pop. I don’t buy those even though they are healthier and contain actual, flavorful corn. I buy Doritos because I want a product that no longer resembles corn when it is done.

The corn is merely the canvas upon which Frito-Lay makes its art, and the spicy nacho flavor dust is the paint. Do not spare the dust, my corny overlords, for it is the drug which I require, and my hunger for this dust is insatiable. You could sell a bag of the Dorito dust and I would snort it. I would snort it.

Give it to me, man, and don’t hold back. I require more Dorito flavor dust.

That was far more interesting than the third installment of Habbakuku or whatever it’s called. Habbakuk Strikes Back was a much deeper film and a more emotionally compelling one.

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### Author: ![Habakkuk3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9a140/32.png) [@Habakkuk3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Habakkuk3)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/37 "2013-05-15T01:18:30Z")

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who said I was WORRIED about it?

Don’t flatter yourselves.

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### Author: ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/38 "2013-05-15T01:21:06Z")

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Am I the only one who see “Bukkake3” when looking at the name of the OP? Sounds like an uninspired porno. 😛

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### Author: ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/39 "2013-05-15T01:28:50Z")

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> [@Habakkuk3](#):
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> who said I was WORRIED about it?
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> Don’t flatter yourselves.

When someone is so obviously trolling AND making the ‘I just want to delete my account’ noises, it’s a good clue that you aren’t in fact worried…you basically are trolling until banned at this point. Why folks like you do what you do is a mystery, though not a very interesting mystery. Obvious troll is, well, obvious after all…and we’ve seen your like hundreds of times over the years. Your legacy will be a few posts with BANNED under your name, and you’ll be quickly forgotten. You can then slink off to whatever rock you crawled out from under and we can all get back to the serious business of fighting and insulting each other as the gods intended.

Have fun storming the castle, dickweed…and please, forget to write! 😛

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### Author: ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2013, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/40 "2013-05-15T01:29:05Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> Am I the only one who see “Bukkake3” when looking at the name of the OP? Sounds like an uninspired porno. 😛

Oh, come on, it was the best in the series! _Bukkake2_ just went through the motions!

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