# Serious question about Habakkuk3
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [May 14, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322 "2013-05-14T16:09:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2013, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/101 "2013-05-16T17:02:22Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> It is kinda of sad that hummus itself, however, has a name like a sex act from the seedier sections of the Kama Sutra that only gets talked about in hushed, ashaned tones.
The Kama Sutra was made up by ancient chiropractors and acupuncturists to drum up business.
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### Author:  [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/102 "2013-05-16T17:04:59Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Ummm, by “eat” did you mean to convey that Abuelita would “capture” those pieces,\* or that she literally _consumed_ them?
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> Forgive me for being dense, but from some of the things I’ve read from you about your family, something as terrifying as that doesn’t seem entirely implausible…
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> \*(yes, that is the common term, although I think I may have come across the term “pawns” some time in my misspent youth)
Capture, yes… see, I knew there was going to be some word that didn’t translate well!
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### Author:  [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/103 "2013-05-16T18:36:39Z")
> [@Bridget\_Burke](#):
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> Phoenicia offers exotic foods–raw or prepared. The [Downtown location](http://www.phoeniciafoods.com/locations/downtown-market/) is really handy for those wishing to avoid an expedition to arthest Westheimer.
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> Sometimes, shawarma really hits the spot…
Oh yum, nom nom
They also have those delicious Turkish sausages there. I like most proper Houstonians rarely venture outside of the loop and never pass the beltway because out there is populated by savages. No offense outer loopers but I like my little sea of blue in the vast ocean of red that is Texas.
Aren’t we supposed to be pitting somebody? Ya’ll are making me hungry
**Capt**
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### Author:  [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/104 "2013-05-17T02:41:23Z")
> [@3trew](#):
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> Or, you make the salad, blend it into a paste, and use it as a dip for your Doritos. It’s a win-win situation.
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> Well, lose-lose, really, but I am assured that this is mathematically the same.
Yah, I think it would be healthier to incorporate bukkake into the salad rather than Doritos.
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### Author:  [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/105 "2013-05-17T03:45:36Z")
But… if you have Doritos AND bukkake, why on earth would you need the salad?
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### Author:  [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/106 "2013-05-17T03:50:38Z")
For health reasons,
DUH!
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### Author:  [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2013, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/107 "2013-05-17T03:52:05Z")
> [@3trew](#):
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> But… if you have Doritos AND bukkake, why on earth would you need the salad?
Well you could toss it, if you are into that
**Capt**
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### Author:  [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2013, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-about-habakkuk3/658322/108 "2013-05-17T04:20:48Z")
So we got bukkake, dipped in Doritos, and then tossing everyone’s salad afterwards for health reasons. I pit you, abstinence based education.
I did have a brief moment of “eww eww eww”, but then I noticed that this thread lacked any sheep, ladles, or pan frying, and was reassured we are not lowering the tone.
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