# Serious question for large-breasted women **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 20, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-large-breasted-women/533108 "2010-03-20T03:54:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-large-breasted-women/533108/41 "2010-03-23T13:43:13Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Ah, the office. You know what is great? Those stretchy shirts with the v-cut. You can wear them so that your tits pop out, if you are [feeling saucy](http://www.flickr.com/photos/12477794@N02/4455309939/in/photostream/). Or you can wear them [like this](http://www.flickr.com/photos/12477794@N02/4455311599/in/photostream/). _Same shirt._ You totally missed an opportunity there, you know. You should have done it like the happy handbag/sad handbag pictures! First one: šŸ˜ƒ Second one: ā˜¹ I wear shirts and dresses like that as well. Tiny black safety pins are my friends. When Iā€™m not using it or Iā€™m washing it, I pin it to the hem so I donā€™t lose it. As for me, itā€™s pretty proportional, though I think they got bigger overall with pregnancy. I pretty much went from 36B to 38C to 40D to 42DD. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-large-breasted-women/533108/42 "2010-03-23T13:57:15Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > You totally missed an opportunity there, you know. You should have done it like the happy handbag/sad handbag pictures! First one: šŸ˜ƒ Second one: ā˜¹ Well, you know what I have to do as soon as I get off from work. Update those pics! Dammit, I canā€™t believe I didnā€™t think to smile in the first pic! ---
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-large-breasted-women/533108/43 "2010-03-23T14:01:02Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Oh please - like comments of this nature never happen here. > It was bound to happen. > At least itā€™s been done and you can continue your conversation. Yeah, no shit it happens here all the time. It doesnā€™t make it any less moronic and childish. In fact, that was the entire reason I replied to it. Iā€™m sick of that dumbass stuff when it comes to ā€œfemale threadsā€. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-large-breasted-women/533108/44 "2010-03-23T14:06:33Z")
> [@zweisamkeit](#): > > Yeah, no shit it happens here all the time. > > It doesnā€™t make it any less moronic and childish. > > In fact, that was the entire reason I replied to it. Iā€™m sick of that dumbass stuff when it comes to ā€œfemale threadsā€. Would it help if we dropped in the ā€œmale threadsā€ to do some dumbass stuff? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-large-breasted-women/533108/45 "2010-03-23T14:24:17Z")
I lose weight in the boobage area, but it is dead last. I gained some marriage padding, and the ladies were just downright ridiculous, then I gained weight in my thighs, then around my waist. The weight around the waist is what I couldnā€™t take, and decided my rapidly-approaching-chubby ass needed to take it easy at dinner time. The tummy went first, then the thighs, then the ladies got smaller, but they still arenā€™t at their playing weight, even though the rest of me is. ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-large-breasted-women/533108/46 "2010-03-23T15:55:44Z")
When I gain weight, my boobs are the first things to get big. When I lose weight, my boobs do NOT CHANGE AT ALL GODDAMMIT!!! ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-large-breasted-women/533108/47 "2010-03-23T16:20:14Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Would it help if we dropped in the ā€œmale threadsā€ to do some dumbass stuff? ā€œI think Iā€™ve got testicular cancer, guys.ā€ ā€œPICS OR IT DIDNā€™T HAPPEN HAR HAR HAR! I LUV BALLS!ā€ šŸ˜ƒ No, but really, I agree that itā€™s obnoxious that in any serious discussion about something to do with the female anatomy, someone will pop in and be an -at best , childish, at worst sexist- pig. Cā€™mon, guys. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-large-breasted-women/533108/48 "2010-03-23T16:28:27Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > [feeling saucy](http://www.flickr.com/photos/12477794@N02/4455309939/in/photostream/). :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Those are **MAGNIFICENT**!!! I kind of want to rest my head on them and have a nice napā€¦ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-large-breasted-women/533108/49 "2010-03-23T17:36:48Z")
> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#): > > I kind of want to rest my head on them and have a nice napā€¦ I do that sometimes. By mistake. ---
**Author:** ![mudkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@mudkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mudkicker)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-large-breasted-women/533108/50 "2010-03-23T21:03:45Z")
My weight fluctuates by about 5kg up and down, not enough to cause any significant changes in the girls. Have to say though that while dieting is hard work, if I seriously thought Iā€™d lose a cup size by losing say 8kg Iā€™d be eating nothing but lettuce all the timeā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-large-breasted-women/533108.md?page=2)