# Serious Question for the dopers here..don't move it

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 13, 2002, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-the-dopers-here-dont-move-it/108732 "2002-05-13T02:35:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-the-dopers-here-dont-move-it/108732/21 "2002-05-13T17:35:29Z")

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Dreams mean fuck all. Its simply a way for your subconcious to run scandisk.

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-the-dopers-here-dont-move-it/108732/22 "2002-05-13T18:22:15Z")

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**Twisty** , you’ve been working in IT far too long.

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**Author:** ![GopherGod72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f0a364/32.png) [@GopherGod72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GopherGod72)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-the-dopers-here-dont-move-it/108732/23 "2002-05-13T18:55:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \*  
> \*\*Dreams mean fuck all. Its simply a way for your subconcious to run scandisk. \*\*

LOL Thats Sig material right there.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-the-dopers-here-dont-move-it/108732/24 "2002-05-13T19:13:08Z")

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This happened to me when I was fourteen or so. Sexy Dream Girl suddenly morphed in mom. Disturbing, yes, but not nearly as disturbing as the time Sexy Dream Girl morphed into Freddy Kreuger. Man, you want to talk disturbing dreams, that one put me off even _thinking_ about sex for almost a full hour.

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-the-dopers-here-dont-move-it/108732/25 "2002-05-14T04:06:00Z")

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> > _Originally posted by Zebra_  
> > **I got my mom a nice candle for mother’s day. She loved it.**
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> \*Originally posted by Wikkit \*  
> \*\*Am I the only one who reads this in a less-than-wholesome way in this sort of thread? \*\*

Well, I _was_ gonna let that one go by, but since you asked, yeah, I did get a snicker out of it.

I think in this case **Herr Doktor Freud** would say, “Sometimes a candle is just a candle.”

**Zebra** , if that _was_ intentional, :D.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/serious-question-for-the-dopers-here-dont-move-it/108732/26 "2002-05-14T04:43:13Z")

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Hey, **Mr. Zero**! Your mom wouldn’t happen to be Cindy Crawford, by any chance… would she?

Because if so, we’ve got something in common!😃

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