# Seriously, Annie-Xmas, shut up about adoption and serial killers. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 12, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652 "2011-05-12T14:42:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/241 "2011-05-16T18:09:11Z")
I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but this thread is kind of weird. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/242 "2011-05-16T18:12:57Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but this thread is kind of weird. I’ve noticed. And I notice that Stoid hasn’t been back since I told her to shut the fuck up! Look at me! I’m regulating like Sarahfeena! **struts around in Sarahfeena’s shoes** ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/243 "2011-05-16T18:16:44Z")
> [@Sarahfeena](#): > > Is this going to be an episode of “Death by a Thousand Nitpicks?” Even if you think my statement is too simplistic and doesn’t reflect what Annie has said, there are so many obviously wrong statements in what you quoted above, that it doesn’t even matter. You want precision and accuracy in how others characterize your statements, and I think that’s good, as is treating others as you wish to be treated. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/244 "2011-05-16T18:22:23Z")
**takes Sarahfeena’s shoes off** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/245 "2011-05-16T18:32:43Z")
Oh oh. ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/246 "2011-05-16T19:06:38Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but this thread is kind of weird. It’s awesome. It’s the holding container of two of the biggest weirdos on the board - now, if only we can get them to talk to each other, it’ll be a vortex of fuckery. Which…hey…has anybody ever seen **Stoid** and **ZPG** talking to each other? Could it be one person, using two different accounts? \ ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/247 "2011-05-16T20:08:36Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > **takes Sarahfeena’s shoes off** Pride goeth before the fall. > [@Kolga](#): > > Which…hey…has anybody ever seen **Stoid** and **ZPG** talking to each other? Could it be one person, using two different accounts? \ More like two persons using one brain. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/248 "2011-05-16T20:12:17Z")
> [@JeffB](#): > > More like two persons using one brain. _One_? You are off by quite a bit. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/249 "2011-05-16T20:35:05Z")
Well, it’s probably an adopted brain, so it’s screwed up to begin with. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/250 "2011-05-16T20:40:53Z")
> [@Kolga](#): > > \vortex of fuckery.\ Now that truly would be the most awesome band name EVER! Playing live tonight - VORTEX OF FUCKERY! ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/251 "2011-05-16T20:51:28Z")
> [@ZPG\_Zealot](#): > > The tyranny that denied the woman an abortion. Your mom? So true. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/252 "2011-05-16T21:12:31Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Now that truly would be the most awesome band name EVER! Playing live tonight - VORTEX OF FUCKERY! Damn good. But nothing’s ever knocked my all time favorite from the #1 spot, and it’s real: [Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives](http://honestbob.net/) Cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/253 "2011-05-16T21:23:19Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > So committing murder is the way to do it. (Note people, she’s talking about killing an infant AFTER it’s born.) It’s no longer a part of your body. Now you have a separate human being. > > You are one sick fuckwit. Infants die in war all the time. If I’m a sick fuckwit, so is the entire U.S. military and anyone that supports any war ever fought. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/254 "2011-05-16T21:42:43Z")
Look out everyone - this thread has gone Phelps now. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/255 "2011-05-16T21:57:03Z")
BECAUSE BABBIES DIE IN WAR, ARMED FORCES ARE EVIL BABBY KILLERS, JUST LIKE I WHO WISH TO DIRECTLY MURDER BABBIES AS A CONSEQUENCE OF THEIR BIRTH, NOT ACCIDENTALLY AS COLLATERAL DAMAGE TO ANOTHER ACTION. The rightness or wrongness of war and collateral damage caused thereby is a whole 'nother argument. ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/256 "2011-05-16T22:29:02Z")
Oh, we were SO CLOSE to a vortex of fuckery (VoF)! Damn it. So, let me see if I’ve got this: adoption creates serial killers, which is the purpose of the nefarious adoption industry, who go around forcing women to give birth to babies that are then farmed out to evil kidnapping adoptive parents. Those parents are then killed by their serial killer adoptees? Or do they actively participate in the serial killer creation? And so it’s best that we murder infants after their birth because infants die in war as well. Actually, that summary is a VoF all on it’s lonesome. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/257 "2011-05-16T22:54:18Z")
> [@Kolga](#): > > Oh, we were SO CLOSE to a vortex of fuckery (VoF)! Damn it. > > So, let me see if I’ve got this: adoption creates serial killers, which is the purpose of the nefarious adoption industry, who go around forcing women to give birth to babies that are then farmed out to evil kidnapping adoptive parents. Those parents are then killed by their serial killer adoptees? Or do they actively participate in the serial killer creation? And so it’s best that we murder infants after their birth because infants die in war as well. > > Actually, that summary is a VoF all on it’s lonesome. You missed something about we should be murdering the babies to stop the mothers from claiming child support from unwilling fathers. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/258 "2011-05-16T23:30:35Z")
No, we should be invading the countries with the highest adoption rates, so we can kill their babies. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/259 "2011-05-16T23:32:15Z")
Is this before or after their menfolk enforce their filthy handshaking on our women? ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652/260 "2011-05-16T23:57:56Z")
:smack: I knew I’d forgotten the handrape aspect. We could send our evil filthy men to gang-hand-rape pregnant women who might ask for child support in order to traumatize the women, causing them to swoon, and then enabling us to give them forced abortions to prevent the HORROR of ADOPTION. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-annie-xmas-shut-up-about-adoption-and-serial-killers/581652.md?page=14)