# Seriously? The jrodefeld and aigonz retardothon.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 5, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721 "2010-09-05T23:13:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/101 "2010-09-08T01:29:03Z")

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> [@j66](#):
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> > [@Mr.Miskatonic](#):
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> > BTW, for the hard of thinking here is the context, just from the post in question:
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> > Now tell me that is correct, in context.
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> > And that is all for that distraction from the OP.
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> Stop it.
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> If you want something evaluated in context, post the context.  
> If someone asks for help, help.
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> There was nothing wrong with the sentence quoted. Someone asked if there was, and you did not say, “No”, and post the whole section. You threw a hissy fit instead.

Try actually reading the thread. There were comments and criticisms of me being made before I even had a chance to reply and the major complaintant admitted being to lazy to hunt down the quote for context. My only error was assuming the most folks would have some familiarity with the thread and poster mentioned in the OP. Give it a rest and let it drop.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/102 "2010-09-08T01:39:14Z")

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Forget Sam Stone, **ITR champion** is the one cleaning [del]rodney dangerfield[/del] jrodefeld’s clock!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/103 "2010-09-08T14:18:16Z")

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> [@Meyer6](#):
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> Ah, right. So basically we can say that healthy people never actually die of anything at all, right? Excellent, I’ll just keep myself healthy and live forever then!

You should be fine as long as you never contract “natural causes”.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/104 "2010-09-09T18:00:28Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Do jrodefeld and Olentzero average out as sane?

No. Their respective nuttiness isn’t opposite, but the same. Assuming a Tuvix-style transporter accident, you can rest assured that Olendfeld would be a huge nut, just about some other weird topic.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/105 "2010-09-09T18:10:03Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Forget Sam Stone, **ITR champion** is the one cleaning [del]rodney dangerfield[/del] jrodefeld’s clock!

How embarrassing!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/106 "2010-09-09T19:55:49Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> > [@Meyer6](#):
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> > Ah, right. So basically we can say that healthy people never actually die of anything at all, right? Excellent, I’ll just keep myself healthy and live forever then!
> 
> You should be fine as long as you never contract “natural causes”.

The belief that you can be a titan of health who’s immune to infectious disease (as long as you stay away from toxic Pharma concoctions like vaccines) is the subject of a revealing article on [sciencebasedmedicine.org](http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/?p=6717):

_“…there is definitely a strain of magical thinking in alt-med, namely that of complete empowerment. That concept makes itself known in germ theory denialism, as I discussed previously, in which it is believed that, if you just eat the right foods, take the right supplements, and keep yourself “healthy” enough through exercise, infectious disease cannot strike you down.”_

Similarly, if we’d only empower ourselves with Libertarian principles (and Austrian economics), there’d be a fabulous renaissance. The problems we have now (or thought we’d mitigated by government-led reforms) simply wouldn’t exist.

You can’t argue with magic.

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**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/107 "2010-09-10T01:30:46Z")

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I’m starting to wonder is Tom just has a macro for warning jro he hit’s every few pages. That dude can’t help collecting warnings. Maybe he considers them badges of honor.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/108 "2010-09-10T01:36:43Z")

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> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#):
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> > [@j66](#):
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> > Stop it.
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> > If you want something evaluated in context, post the context.  
> > If someone asks for help, help.
> > 
> > There was nothing wrong with the sentence quoted. Someone asked if there was, and you did not say, “No”, and post the whole section. You threw a hissy fit instead.
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> …the major complaintant admitted being to lazy to hunt down the quote for context.

No, I did not.

> [@](#):
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> My only error was assuming the most folks would have some familiarity with the thread and poster mentioned in the OP. Give it a rest and let it drop.

No, that was not your only error.

The fucking thread was 14 fucking pages long, you moron. Quit defending your stupid post. You were wrong. You need to remember the first rule of holes.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/109 "2010-09-10T01:44:42Z")

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A hole in one is a hole forever?

Two holes don’t make a hollow?

???

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/110 "2010-09-10T01:49:29Z")

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> [@boytyperanma](#):
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> I’m starting to wonder is Tom just has a macro for warning jro he hit’s every few pages. That dude can’t help collecting warnings. Maybe he considers them badges of honor.

I can secretly affirm that tom has such a device. It’s set to buzz when the terms “fucking” and “ignorant jack off” are bandied about in Great Debates. It even catches other posters.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/111 "2010-09-10T02:10:50Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> > [@Mr.Miskatonic](#):
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> > …the major complaintant admitted being to lazy to hunt down the quote for context.
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> No, I did not.

Yes, you did. See below.

> [@](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > My only error was assuming the most folks would have some familiarity with the thread and poster mentioned in the OP. Give it a rest and let it drop.
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> No, that was not your only error.

Oh, what else did I get wrong? Go ahead. Make a list.

> [@](#):
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> The fucking thread was 14 fucking pages long, you moron.

Q.E.D. There is a thread search function. You could not be bothered. You found it easier to make snotty remarks.

> [@](#):
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> Quit defending your stupid post.

Really? Then you agree with jro’s comments then?

> [@](#):
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> You were wrong.

I was wrong to not fully quote the extra sentences for the benefit of those coming into the thread without even a basic idea of where the thread target was coming from via the links and comments in the first sentence of the OP. No more.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/112 "2010-09-10T03:31:16Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> A hole in one is a hole forever?
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> Two holes don’t make a hollow?
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> ???

I think he means stop digging.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/113 "2010-09-10T03:49:21Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Is this page 1 of 3?

Give that man a medal. If the thread runs onto 4+ pages, take it back

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/114 "2010-09-10T04:10:19Z")

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> [@boytyperanma](#):
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> I’m starting to wonder is Tom just has a macro for warning jro he hit’s every few pages. That dude can’t help collecting warnings. Maybe he considers them badges of honor.

How many warnings is someone allowed before the axe falls?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/115 "2010-09-10T09:02:42Z")

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I sense another warning headed jrod’s way.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/116 "2010-09-10T09:34:28Z")

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Considering he’s already been warned at least twice (in increasingly angry tones) for the exact same violation, I wouldn’t be surprised if the camel’s back breaks this time.

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**Author:** ![Hellestal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3ab097/32.png) [@Hellestal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hellestal)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/117 "2010-09-10T11:55:24Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> I sense another warning headed jrod’s way.

Looks like suicide by mod to me.

I was glad when **tom** didn’t warn him when he last insulted me, but it was the briefest of reprieves. He’s tired of this, but his three-year-old ego won’t let him walk away of his own volition. He needs a little push to save face. I reckon he’ll get his wish granted quite soon.

Shame. I’d prefer if we saw a new three post OP every few months that could remind people what a fucking terrible idea the gold standard is, without my having to put any work into it.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/118 "2010-09-10T13:08:30Z")

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What is it with cranks and there desperate need to see inside Fort Knox? The damn thing isn’t even part of our economy much any more, so what do they expect to see, gnomes?

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**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/119 "2010-09-10T13:27:14Z")

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> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#):
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> What is it with cranks and there desperate need to see inside Fort Knox? The damn thing isn’t even part of our economy much any more, so what do they expect to see, gnomes?

Damn you. Have you no respect for the cinematic merit of Goldfinger? At long last, have you no sense of decency, sir?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-the-jrodefeld-and-aigonz-retardothon/552721/120 "2010-09-10T20:53:28Z")

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The thing I found strange was when I drove through Fort Knox in 1997 and couldn’t even find a postcard that related to the depository. I ended up mailing one with a picture of a tank on it. For all the romance and intrigue about the bullion depository in fiction, as far as I could tell it was just a mildly-interesting-looking government warehouse set back ~1000 feet from a really high chain-link fence.

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