# Seriously, Tiger - a tampon?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** golf\
**Created:** [February 18, 2023, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999 "2023-02-18T17:56:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999/21 "2023-02-20T04:52:59Z")

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Bob Knight, the coach everybody loved to hate, was notorious for referring to under-performing male basketball players as “girls”. But I think even Knight would have blanched at illustrating his point with a tampon, in public, at a televised event.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999/22 "2023-02-20T05:21:03Z")

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> [@MandaJo](#):
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> Tampons used like that are an especially nasty type of misogyny because it is not just “you’re a girl, and they are weak”, it’s also “you’re are girl and they are all bleedy and gross”.

I read about a middle-school class that found a wrapped tampon on entering a classroom – likely fell out of someone’s purse. The boys were all grossed out but the girls had a grand time, tossing it back and forth among themselves and shaking in the faces of the horrified boys.

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**Author:** ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999/23 "2023-02-20T20:10:38Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> So you’re saying he’s done it periodically?
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> (I’ll get me coat.)

not exactly bleeding edge type of humor, either …

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**Author:** ![DKW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dkw/32/3118_2.png) [@DKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DKW)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999/24 "2023-02-20T22:44:49Z")

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Yeah, that’s the thing. I knew for a long time that he isn’t exactly a PR wizard, but someone who’s been in the media spotlight as long as him should have _some_ concept of the word “inappropriate”. Wasn’t he the target of some racist garbage by an old veteran (Fuzzy Zoeller?) a long time ago, and that pretty much carpet bombed what remained of that man’s career? You think Tiger would’ve learned from that.

Also, as a matter of general principle, I don’t think someone who’s ranked #1294 going into the tournament should be doing any kind of chest thumping. 🙄

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999/25 "2023-02-20T23:06:21Z")

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> [@DKW](#):
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> Also, as a matter of general principle, I don’t think someone who’s ranked #1294 going into the tournament should be doing any kind of chest thumping.

Yeah, but from what I read, he still commanded the largest galleries, despite finishing somewhere in the 40s.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999/26 "2023-02-20T23:13:07Z")

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> [@DKW](#):
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> Wasn’t he the target of some racist garbage by an old veteran (Fuzzy Zoeller?) a long time ago, and that pretty much carpet bombed what remained of that man’s career? You think Tiger would’ve learned from that.

Yes, Zoeller made a fried chicken joke in 1997, after Woods won the Masters for the first time; Sergio Garcia made a similar joke in 2013.

> **["I paid my dues," says Zoeller](https://www.sbnation.com/golf/2013/5/24/4360842/tiger-woods-fuzzy-zoeller-fried-chicken-sergio-garcia)**
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> Fuzzy Zoeller hoves into view at the Indianapolis 500, where Mr. Finger-Lickin' Good weighs in on the Tiger-Sergio flap.

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**Author:** ![nicky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f0a364/32.png) [@nicky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nicky)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999/27 "2023-03-05T18:50:09Z")

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Anyone playing tiger should have a copy of this tk give him in retaluation

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999/28 "2023-03-05T19:07:39Z")

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Not to threadshit, but I have it on good authority that ex-FLOTUS, Melania Trump, has authoritatively deemed Tiger’s little stunt to be simply “locker room talk.”

[SOURCE: the chimerical “Misogynistic Assholes and the Women who Enable Them”]

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999/29 "2023-03-06T13:49:38Z")

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Or give him a copy of [this book](https://www.amazon.com/Making-Cut-Life-Inside-System/dp/1476676194).

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999/30 "2023-03-10T14:27:28Z")

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> **[Tiger Woods' ex-girlfriend has lawsuits against golfer and trust | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/09/sport/tiger-woods-erica-herman-nda-intl-spt/index.html)**
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> Erica Herman, who was a longtime girlfriend of golfer Tiger Woods, has filed two separate complaints after the six-year relationship between the pair came to an end. Both filings were made to the circuit court in Martin County, Florida.

Just another page in his book on how to be a role model, and why folk should idolize him. I’m sure she’s just crazy. As was Elin. And he was sober and his brakes malfunctioned. And, and, and…

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-tiger-a-tampon/979999/31 "2023-03-10T22:24:38Z")

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Erica is angry because Tiger gave one her tampons to Justin Thomas.

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