# Seriously Walmart? How stupid do you think I am?

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**Created:** [September 6, 2020, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-walmart-how-stupid-do-you-think-i-am/919922 "2020-09-06T05:53:55Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-walmart-how-stupid-do-you-think-i-am/919922/32 "2020-09-10T17:39:35Z")

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I was there with a contractor doing a project for the US embassy. We wandered the streets looking for an open restaurant one evening, finally finding one at a hotel. It was empty and we ended up having one of those circular conversations:

What do you like?  
What do you have?  
We have everything.  
Steak?  
No steak.  
Fish?  
No fish.  
Well, what do you have?  
We have everything. What you want?  
Chicken?  
No chicken.

We finally just left.

Anyway, back to the Great Diet Coke Calamity.

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