# Seriously. What's Your First Name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 23, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994 "2014-02-23T02:46:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/21 "2014-02-23T06:11:12Z")

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> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#):
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> Mark

Same here.

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**Author:** ![truthSeeker2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7cd45c/32.png) [@truthSeeker2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/truthSeeker2)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/22 "2014-02-23T06:31:20Z")

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Vaibhav (It means grandeur, wealth, magnificence etc in Sanskrit/Hindi ) .

Short name - Vicky.

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**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/23 "2014-02-23T06:34:29Z")

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I googled my name, only one of me, so …no.

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/24 "2014-02-23T06:34:52Z")

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Tom.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/25 "2014-02-23T06:51:47Z")

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Ray

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/26 "2014-02-23T06:55:26Z")

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Eye-gore

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/27 "2014-02-23T07:30:10Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Doug

Your brother Bob, by any chance?

I’m Neko.

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**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/28 "2014-02-23T07:48:41Z")

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David

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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/29 "2014-02-23T07:56:39Z")

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Anal

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**Author:** ![truthSeeker2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7cd45c/32.png) [@truthSeeker2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/truthSeeker2)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/30 "2014-02-23T08:47:05Z")

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> [@AnalogSignal](#):
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> Anal

last name fissure ? 😛

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**Author:** ![bldysabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@bldysabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bldysabba)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/31 "2014-02-23T09:00:12Z")

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> [@AnalogSignal](#):
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> Anal

You may be kidding, but it is(or was, may not be so anymore) a reasonably common Bengali first name. I’m not Bengali, but the internet says it means ‘Fire’. It’s pronounced Onol.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/32 "2014-02-23T09:22:38Z")

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I’m Tania.

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/33 "2014-02-23T09:55:32Z")

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Daniel

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/34 "2014-02-23T09:56:30Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> Ray

Can we call you Jay? Or Ray Jay? Or Ray Jay Junior? We doesn’t have to call you Johnson…

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/35 "2014-02-23T09:58:40Z")

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> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> Your brother Bob, by any chance?
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> I’m Neko.

Kooooo loooo koooo koooo koooo koooo koo koo!  
Kooooo loooo koooo koooo koooo koooo koo koo!

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/36 "2014-02-23T10:36:35Z")

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Hope you are sitting down… It’s Brynda.

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**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/37 "2014-02-23T10:45:26Z")

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Vicki

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**Author:** ![Brynhildr\_Budladottir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Brynhildr\_Budladottir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynhildr_Budladottir)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/38 "2014-02-23T11:07:17Z")

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Anne (My Western/European/Anglo name that I picked myself).

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/39 "2014-02-23T12:08:38Z")

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Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All.  
But people call me Laura.

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**Author:** ![Brynhildr\_Budladottir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Brynhildr\_Budladottir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynhildr_Budladottir)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2014, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seriously-whats-your-first-name/681994/40 "2014-02-23T12:14:40Z")

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> [@Lsura](#):
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> Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All.  
> But people call me Laura.

I KNEW your name was Laura, just from your username! 🙂

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