# Sesame Street meets Alive (Warning, not for the squeamish or humor impaired.) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 20, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sesame-street-meets-alive-warning-not-for-the-squeamish-or-humor-impaired/270260 "2004-10-20T19:36:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sesame-street-meets-alive-warning-not-for-the-squeamish-or-humor-impaired/270260/21 "2004-10-20T23:34:15Z")
You guys can eat whoever you want, but leave Prairie Dawn alone. She my bitch. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sesame-street-meets-alive-warning-not-for-the-squeamish-or-humor-impaired/270260/22 "2004-10-21T00:05:03Z")
> [@Maus Magill](#): > > While Cookie Monster’s primary source of sustenance seems to be cookies, I have seen Cookie Monster eat other things. I recall him eating a plate and a cup quite clearly. In any event, I still consider him to be the biggest threat to my personal survival. By way of corroboration, he was nominated for an award for this [rap.](http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/34792/Sesame_Street/Healthy_Food/) ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sesame-street-meets-alive-warning-not-for-the-squeamish-or-humor-impaired/270260/23 "2004-10-21T00:20:28Z")
Mr. Hooper’s out because he’s been [dead](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0498447/) for 20 years. My vote goes for Big Bird and Snuffy. They’re large. Elmo would be a mercy killing, however. And Cookie Monster is MY bitch. Robin ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sesame-street-meets-alive-warning-not-for-the-squeamish-or-humor-impaired/270260/24 "2004-10-21T01:20:46Z")
> [@Maus Magill](#): > > Just the Sesame Street Muppets. Ah, that’s too bad. 'Cause, as much as I love Gonzo, he’d have to go first if Muppet Show characters were on the island. Then, I could have all his chickens. ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sesame-street-meets-alive-warning-not-for-the-squeamish-or-humor-impaired/270260/25 "2004-10-21T01:32:14Z")
You people realize that there was a sketch on an episode of the State that was all about killing and eating Muppets, right? It was sick then, sick now. These are _Muppets_, people. Muppets! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sesame-street-meets-alive-warning-not-for-the-squeamish-or-humor-impaired/270260/26 "2004-10-21T01:33:23Z")
> [@TeaElle](#): > > These are _Muppets_, people. Muppets! Mmmmmmm…Muppets… ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sesame-street-meets-alive-warning-not-for-the-squeamish-or-humor-impaired/270260/27 "2004-10-21T01:55:10Z")
> [@Juniper200](#): > > Good lord! I created that community and I’d forgotten all about it. People are still using it? > > _reads_ > > Hoo **BOY** , are people still using it! Oh, so _you_ created it, eh? Heh. 🙂 It’s a great community, and it should be used more than it is. ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sesame-street-meets-alive-warning-not-for-the-squeamish-or-humor-impaired/270260/28 "2004-10-21T04:37:10Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > Oh, so _you_ created it, eh? Heh. 🙂 > > It’s a great community, and it should be used more than it is. Heh, yeah. There was a certain amount of Muppet deviancy at work there, but I lacked the creative energy to keep feeding it topics, especially for the time when it was just Rue and I “participating.” Too bad I’m in the middle of moving right now or I’d try to give it a shot in the arm. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sesame-street-meets-alive-warning-not-for-the-squeamish-or-humor-impaired/270260/29 "2004-10-22T12:21:45Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > Big Bird, because he’s big and dumb and he can’t fly so what good is he besides dinner? Snuffaluphagus could be useful for his presumably immense strength and you could snuggle up with him at night. > > Last to go would be Grover. He’s cute and funny and there’s not much meat on him. Big Bird is a cefinite second. My stratagy is to first eliminate the competition, then prepare a nice Big Bird roast. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sesame-street-meets-alive-warning-not-for-the-squeamish-or-humor-impaired/270260/30 "2004-10-22T12:37:46Z")
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