# Set your dance card for T. Kennedy's Grave―Here's to his rape in Hell by his brothers

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 5, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/set-your-dance-card-for-t-kennedys-grave-heres-to-his-rape-in-hell-by-his-brothers/455335 "2008-07-05T00:07:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/set-your-dance-card-for-t-kennedys-grave-heres-to-his-rape-in-hell-by-his-brothers/455335/1 "2008-07-05T00:07:14Z")

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Since I disagree with Ted Kennedy’s politics, I think I will disrespect his service to his country and his entire family by dancing on his grave. Fuck him and his service to his country. I disagree with his politics so he is scum.

Hopefully, Ted Kennedy will end up in Hell and getting raped by his brothers, Jack and Bobby.

> **[Jesse Helms is dead! Let's dance on his grave.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=474293)**
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> Hopefully, Jesse Helms is in Hell and is being raped by Jerry Falwell. Rot in Hell, motherfucker.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/set-your-dance-card-for-t-kennedys-grave-heres-to-his-rape-in-hell-by-his-brothers/455335/2 "2008-07-05T00:13:16Z")

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Right. The dislike over Jesse Helms was because of politics. And not, y’know, his rampant and virulent racism and homophobia. It was just his politics that pissed people off.

Has it ever been pointed out to you that you’re a moron?

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/set-your-dance-card-for-t-kennedys-grave-heres-to-his-rape-in-hell-by-his-brothers/455335/3 "2008-07-05T00:13:57Z")

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Think Teddy will get a chance to skull-fuck his brothers? They have those convenient bullet woulds in their heads.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/set-your-dance-card-for-t-kennedys-grave-heres-to-his-rape-in-hell-by-his-brothers/455335/4 "2008-07-05T00:22:48Z")

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I suspect **Cervaise** may have a word or two to say to the OP, if this thread stays open that long.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/set-your-dance-card-for-t-kennedys-grave-heres-to-his-rape-in-hell-by-his-brothers/455335/5 "2008-07-05T00:23:48Z")

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Can we start a pool on the inevitability of the next troll ban?

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/set-your-dance-card-for-t-kennedys-grave-heres-to-his-rape-in-hell-by-his-brothers/455335/6 "2008-07-05T00:28:10Z")

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I’m saving my tap dance shoes for John Ashcroft & Orrin Hatch. (Bloody porn-haters!)

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/set-your-dance-card-for-t-kennedys-grave-heres-to-his-rape-in-hell-by-his-brothers/455335/7 "2008-07-05T00:35:07Z")

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Mmmm… hm. Oh, yes.  
I refer to the post of Cervaise in re 2.5.

Also, really, very tacky.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/set-your-dance-card-for-t-kennedys-grave-heres-to-his-rape-in-hell-by-his-brothers/455335/8 "2008-07-05T01:12:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun]  
Since I disagree with Ted Kennedy’s politics, I think I will disrespect his service to his country and his entire family by dancing on his grave. Fuck him and his service to his country. I disagree with his politics so he is scum.

Hopefully, Ted Kennedy will end up in Hell and getting raped by his brothers, Jack and Bobby.

> **[Jesse Helms is dead! Let's dance on his grave.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=474293)**
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> Hopefully, Jesse Helms is in Hell and is being raped by Jerry Falwell. Rot in Hell, motherfucker.

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You haven’t convinced me to care.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/set-your-dance-card-for-t-kennedys-grave-heres-to-his-rape-in-hell-by-his-brothers/455335/9 "2008-07-05T01:17:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun]  
Since I disagree with Ted Kennedy’s politics, I think I will disrespect his service to his country and his entire family by dancing on his grave. Fuck him and his service to his country. I disagree with his politics so he is scum.

Hopefully, Ted Kennedy will end up in Hell and getting raped by his brothers, Jack and Bobby.

> **[Jesse Helms is dead! Let's dance on his grave.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=474293)**
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> Hopefully, Jesse Helms is in Hell and is being raped by Jerry Falwell. Rot in Hell, motherfucker.

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**Moderator Warning.**

I have to agree with that this is nothing more than blatant trolling, and not a serious Pit thread. Knock this crap off, **Two and a Half Inches of Fun,** or you’ll be out of here.

ETA: And before you try to contend this is some kind of parody of the other thread, it’s not. It’s too moronic to be a parody.
