# Settle an argument: Is Maria Sharapova...

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 20, 2008, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-an-argument-is-maria-sharapova/434275 "2008-01-20T17:55:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-an-argument-is-maria-sharapova/434275/21 "2008-01-21T13:45:02Z")

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Maria is gorgeous, but [Daniela Hantchukova](http://dhantuchova.com/popup.php?id=3) is even better looking!

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**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-an-argument-is-maria-sharapova/434275/22 "2008-01-21T13:57:22Z")

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[QUOTE=glee]  
Maria is gorgeous, but [Daniela Hantchukova](http://dhantuchova.com/popup.php?id=3) is even better looking!  
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Yeah, in a jailbait kind of way.

Me, it’s Kournikova all day. Sharapova is just too damn thin.

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**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-an-argument-is-maria-sharapova/434275/23 "2008-01-21T14:07:33Z")

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[QUOTE=bump]  
Me, it’s Kournikova all day. Sharapova is just too damn thin..  
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I agree on both counts. Sharapova’s face always looks too small for her head, or her head too small for her body, or something.

[QUOTE=bump]  
Yeah, in a jailbait kind of way..  
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I agree she looks really young in the linked photo but I just looked at her bio on her site (I never heard of her before) and she was born in 1983. Could be an older picture of course.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-an-argument-is-maria-sharapova/434275/24 "2008-01-21T14:25:13Z")

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[QUOTE=glee]  
Maria is gorgeous, but [Daniela Hantchukova](http://dhantuchova.com/popup.php?id=3) is even better looking!  
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Oh? Hello? What have we here?

That’s rather nice as well.

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-an-argument-is-maria-sharapova/434275/25 "2008-01-21T15:29:30Z")

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[QUOTE=glee]  
Maria is gorgeous, but [Daniela Hantchukova](http://dhantuchova.com/popup.php?id=3) is even better looking!  
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Bit on the skinny side if you ask me. same as Sharapova

Gimme Kournikova anytime, and I mean _anytime_

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-an-argument-is-maria-sharapova/434275/26 "2008-01-21T15:43:22Z")

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Sharapova’s a beauty, alrighty, I mean, look at the pics and use your eyebulbs. I think what throws some people off is she conducts herself as an athlete rather than a model. I’m OK with that, in part because she comes off as a nice if very focussed person in her interviews.

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-an-argument-is-maria-sharapova/434275/27 "2008-01-21T17:27:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Aesiron]  
She’s cute. If I knew her in person, I’d probably think she was cuter but compared to other well-known people, she doesn’t rank.  
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What he said, though I will say it was _very_ hot when she pulled that camera out of Og knows where in that Canon commercial.

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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-an-argument-is-maria-sharapova/434275/28 "2008-01-21T17:42:20Z")

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Maria is very hot, but would be hotter if she were shorter.

As for Lindsay Davenport- ugh. The first match I ever saw her play in I thought it was a dude doing a Bobby Riggs type thing.

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**Author:** ![koawala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@koawala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koawala)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-an-argument-is-maria-sharapova/434275/29 "2008-01-21T17:54:32Z")

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Maria and Anna are both attractive women but I would prefer Gabriela Sabatini.  
Sometimes I just like to say her name because it sounds hot- Gabriela Sabatini.

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