# Settle this contentious and divisive Christmas question.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 7, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809 "2017-12-07T18:18:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/21 "2017-12-07T21:20:20Z")

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I went with _Point-settee-a._ [Named after some dude](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Roberts_Poinsett).

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/22 "2017-12-07T22:13:28Z")

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I go with poin-SET-cha. Not too much “CH” on that last syllable; just enough to nod to the “tia.”

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/23 "2017-12-07T22:21:49Z")

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i pronounce it poisensetting

[helps to remind me not to let the dog eat them.](http://www.petpoisonhelpline.com/poison/poinsettia/)

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/24 "2017-12-07T22:28:18Z")

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How it \*is \*pronounced and how it _should be_ pronounced are two different things.

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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/25 "2017-12-08T00:04:11Z")

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Poinsettia. Pronounced “ThroatWarbler Mangrove.”

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/26 "2017-12-08T01:21:25Z")

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Depends on whom I’m talking to. Gauge people by the language they expect, and then speak it.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/27 "2017-12-08T01:33:40Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> The way it’s spelled. POIN-SET-TI-A.

This.

Anything with a “point” in it is flat wrong. Ref the descriptivists above, not that that’s never heard.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/28 "2017-12-08T02:24:39Z")

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I say poin-sett-a.

Fun fact! A poinsettia’s flowers are yellow. What most people think of as their flowers are called “bracts”. [What Color Are the Flowers on a Poinsettia Plant? | Home Guides | SF Gate](http://homeguides.sfgate.com/color-flowers-poinsettia-plant-71419.html)

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/29 "2017-12-08T03:50:19Z")

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Next up: Bougainvillea.

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**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/30 "2017-12-08T04:07:47Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Next up: Bougainvillea.

Depends on the location.

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/31 "2017-12-08T04:14:37Z")

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> [@simster](#):
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> i pronounce it poisensetting
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> [helps to remind me not to let the dog eat them.](http://www.petpoisonhelpline.com/poison/poinsettia/)

Is your dog a pointer-setter mix? 😛

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**Author:** ![JPrescott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e36b37/32.png) [@JPrescott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JPrescott)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/32 "2017-12-08T04:27:09Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> How it \*is \*pronounced and how it _should be_ pronounced are two different things.

When I moved here, I pronounced the nearby town Lovilia as it looks: lo-vil-E-ah. She laughed at me and told me it’s pronounced lo-vil-ah. I tried to explain it was likely a local bastardization and that my pronunciation was probably the original intention. She still gets mad and thinks I’m full of shit. 😃

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/33 "2017-12-08T04:48:34Z")

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Normally I just say “that red Christmas flower thingy” but of the options given I went with the second.

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/34 "2017-12-08T05:18:58Z")

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[This should settle it once and for all (at 0:52):](http://looneytunes.wikia.com/wiki/File:Dog_Tales)

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/35 "2017-12-08T06:21:35Z")

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P.S. I also sometimes say FOIL-age.

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/36 "2017-12-08T13:34:49Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Normally I just say “that red Christmas flower thingy” but of the options given I went with the second.

Three years ago my gf texted me to buy a couple of those xmas plants.

We still have the two christmas cactuses I brought home and she hasn’t tasked me with any horticultural chores since.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/37 "2017-12-08T14:26:23Z")

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I’m with my stepfather on this one. He called everything a “posey”.

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/38 "2017-12-08T14:37:45Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> That;'s a ger-a-ni-um you’re pointing at.

Most likely IME, it is a pelargonium. 😉

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/39 "2017-12-08T14:44:23Z")

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Julestjerne - yool-eh-styearn-eh

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/settle-this-contentious-and-divisive-christmas-question/803809/40 "2017-12-08T16:21:36Z")

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> [@JPrescott](#):
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> When I moved here, I pronounced the nearby town Lovilia as it looks: lo-vil-E-ah. She laughed at me and told me it’s pronounced lo-vil-ah. I tried to explain it was likely a local bastardization and that my pronunciation was probably the original intention. She still gets mad and thinks I’m full of shit. 😃

Well, you shouldn’t have called her a local bastard.

Around here it’s a poyn-SET-uh. And it has FOAL-edge. And it’ll kill your DAWG. Dammit.

ETA: And it’s puh-CAHN. The PEE-can is located in the BATH-room.

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