# Seventy-five degrees and clear skies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 3, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446 "2000-02-03T21:11:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/1 "2000-02-03T21:11:00Z")
That’s the current weather here in L.A. So what the hell am I doing here? I’m going to the beach! See y’all tonight! Snow, fah! Ice, bleah! Sleet, pppppppptttthhhh! Neener, neener, neener!! I love this town… * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/2 "2000-02-03T21:24:00Z")
Jab1: That was cruel and unecessary. (I can say this with the proper air of gentle sternness, 'cause I’m in San Diego and it’s 75 and sunny here, too. Ha!) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/3 "2000-02-03T21:34:00Z")
Don’t worry, Cher. Jab will no doubt be swept away by a mudslide caused by an earthquake during a riot instigated by a brush fire, on his way to the beach. Then Fox will make a TV movie of it, and cast Paulie Shore as Jab. ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/4 "2000-02-03T21:36:00Z")
Yeah, but he will have a nice tan the whole way through. pat ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/5 "2000-02-03T21:42:00Z")
Keep thinking that, Eve. That’s what we want people in snow country to think. ::cackling:: The boys wore shorts to school today. -Melin * * * Siamese attack puppet – California ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/6 "2000-02-03T21:47:00Z")
That’s one thing I hate about this place. The same bloody weather every bloody day of the bloody year! Someone PLEASE get me a job in Seattle so that I can get out of Hell-A!!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/7 "2000-02-03T22:19:00Z")
GRRRRRRRR… ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/8 "2000-02-03T22:27:00Z")
Here’s the current [weather](http://www.weather.com/weather/us/zips/33957.html) here in Sanibel. 72 and at least where I am, overcast. It’s been a bit of a dreary week here… * * * _SanibelMan_ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/) “Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.” ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/9 "2000-02-03T22:37:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Johnny L.A.: > \*\*That’s one thing I hate about this place. The same bloody weather every bloody day of the bloody year! > > Someone PLEASE get me a job in Seattle so that I can get out of Hell-A!!! > > \*\* Like the weather’s ever different around here? It’s always the same, only cold and damp instead of sunny and mild. I would like to take this opportunity to inform all posters who post about how “nice” the weather is where “they” are that my first job at the Boeing company was working on software for Minuteman missiles. **Targeting** software. You get the picture? You think it’s warm there now – just wait! * * * I’m a vegetarian once removed. I only eat meat from animals that are vegetarians. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/10 "2000-02-03T22:42:00Z")
Seattle has more sunny days than we have rainy days, so the mix is better. Besides. I really dig rain! Hard rain, soft rain, horizontal rain, misty rain… RAIN! Weather’s cool. ---
**Author:** ![Neenah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/958977/32.png) [@Neenah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neenah)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/11 "2000-02-03T23:01:00Z")
Here in Nowhere, Montana it’s 63 degrees, sunny, and absolutely beautiful. It’s a nice alternative to the usual dreary, snowy February. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/12 "2000-02-03T23:12:00Z")
Pluto: I think targeting San Diego might get you in a weensy bit of trouble. Now, L.A… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/13 "2000-02-03T23:23:00Z")
Yes! Nuke L.A.! (Just wait 'til I leave.) I lived in San Diego 'til I was 15. _ugh_ ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/14 "2000-02-03T23:36:00Z")
Pluto: You can target L.A. You can target San Diego. But **for god’s sake** , leave Orange County, California, alone! You don’t want to destroy either my house or the [Diego Sepulveda Adobe](http://www.donaldlaird.com/landmarks/counties/200-299/227.html) (the only notable historic feature in my town.) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/15 "2000-02-03T23:41:00Z")
Fuck you very much. You XXX sucker. You really had to rub it into our faces didn’t ya, you bastardous lame left leg of a fimping femur!! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/16 "2000-02-03T23:47:00Z")
You can destroy Orange County too. But wait until after 16:30 hours. That’s when I go home. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/17 "2000-02-03T23:49:00Z")
Hey Chief, please elaborate and tell us how you **really** feel. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/18 "2000-02-04T03:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by ChiefScott: > \*\*Fuck you very much. > > You XXX sucker. You really had to rub it into our faces, didn’t ya, you bastardous lame left leg of a fimping femur!!\*\* I’m baaaaaaack! S’matter, Chief? Did you have to stand a Midnight-to-four watch? Or are you going to stand one? Oh, and I corrected your post. You should’ve included a comma after “faces”. 😛 * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/19 "2000-02-04T15:51:00Z")
I don’t get it. At all. I hate that kind of shit weather especially in winter. Winter is all ABOUT snow and snowball fights and snowmen and so on. Save the 70+ shit for summer where it belongs. And please keep summer away as long as fucking possible. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446/20 "2000-02-05T06:39:00Z")
Amen, Opalcat! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seventy-five-degrees-and-clear-skies/13446.md?page=2)