# Several kinds of aliens plan to conquer mankind, and they have offices to do their planning

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**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\
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I noticed this morning an office next door to a doctor’s office I was visiting. It’s called “The Conference of Major Superiors of Men.” So the alien are so convinced that they can conquer mankind that they rent offices for their planning and make no effort to hide it from mankind. Furthermore, the plural indicates that there are several, perhaps a vast number, of alien races that have decided to conquer mankind. Apparently they are deciding which race gets each continent or country or whatever.

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