# Sex and baseball

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-baseball/420773>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 28, 2007, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-baseball/420773 "2007-09-28T03:22:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-baseball/420773/21 "2007-09-28T18:55:37Z")

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[QUOTE=vetbridge]  
heh. I heard you were a switch hitter!  
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Nah, it was just the only way I could get on base.

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-baseball/420773/22 "2007-09-28T19:18:11Z")

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Also was in high school in the 80s. The bases corresponded to the “Four Fs”:

1st - Frenching  
2nd - Feeling  
3rd - Fingering  
Home Plate - F\*\*\*ing

Basically the same as **What Exit?'s** and **GaryT’s** scheme.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-baseball/420773/23 "2007-09-28T19:28:25Z")

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[QUOTE=E. Thorp]  
**silenus** , that’s hilarious. I look forward to reading the box scores.  
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Did you really mean it this way? 😃

Let’s not forget you can also get thrown out of the game if you threw a spitter, or used a corked bat.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-baseball/420773/24 "2007-09-28T21:05:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Duckster]  
Did you really mean it this way?  
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I can’t speak for him, but I can say that he’s a funny, funny man, so you should assume that he did, in fact, mean it that way. 😃

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-baseball/420773/25 "2007-09-28T22:10:34Z")

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[More Players Breaking Their Tools](http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/2005-05-24-cover-brokenbats_x.htm) :eek: ouch

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