# Sex and candy
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 31, 2000, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103 "2000-10-31T17:18:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103/21 "2000-11-01T17:37:18Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SqrlCub \*
> \*\*Just a few words. Honey and Lemon rimjobs. They are the greatest to give and to receive.
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> \*\*
Doesn’t it hurt getting the lemon in there?
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### Author:  [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103/22 "2000-11-01T18:38:02Z")
Sqrl shares:
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> Honey and Lemon rimjobs.
Would you call that getting “citric ass-ed”?
Remember, kiddies, when mixing sex and food always use a condiment.
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### Author:  [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103/23 "2000-11-01T18:40:51Z")
Stofsky, I should have said lemon juice but I know a whole slew of people that could easily get a lemon up into their intimate space as they are typically significantly smaller than other objects that they currently put up into it. 🙂 Also, rimjobs are almost always a surface thing as most people’s tongues are neither long nor strong enough to go very deep.
HUGS!
Sqrl
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103/24 "2000-11-01T18:53:29Z")
Anybody here ever (ahem) pleasure a gentleman orally by alternating ice & coffee?
Put the ice in your mouth, and let your mouth get nice & cool. Then (ahem) administer a bit of oral pleasure. Then take a sip of coffee, let your mouth get nice & warm, then repeat said administration of pleasure.
End result–love slave. 😉
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### Author:  [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103/25 "2000-11-02T01:50:27Z")
_agrees with Persephone on that one, thereby admitting he was once a Love slave_
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103/26 "2000-11-02T02:42:48Z")
Nuttella!
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103/27 "2000-11-02T03:07:17Z")
**Sex and candy?**
That’s why god gave us two hands 😃
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### Author:  [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103/28 "2000-11-02T03:21:24Z")
“I smell sex and candy here, who’s that lounging in my chair, casting devious stares in my direction, Mama this surely is a dream”-Marcy Playground
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### Author:  [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103/29 "2000-11-02T05:12:39Z")
Okay, so at 2 this afternoon I tried to respond to Persephone that I had heard that crushed ice and then a warm wash cloth are wonderful.
Also about my cousins girlfriend who used to take two cherrie life safers and insert them and then go to the movies or such and while they were out body heat would melt the candies and later everything would taste like cherries.
I had also heard rumors about my ex boyfriends sister and her husband using glazed doughnuts. Wouldn’t catch me eating pastries over there!
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### Author:  [@Brainz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainz)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2000, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103/30 "2000-11-02T06:36:41Z")
Kricket, Women are so creative. I went down on my girlfriend once to find she had shaven and stuck pink cotton candy where here soft bush used to be. Better than going to the circus! Ate the hole thing!
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103/31 "2000-11-02T06:56:25Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Brainz \*
> \*\*Ate the hole thing! \*\*
Which thing? Or does it really matter?
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### Author:  [@Brainz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainz)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-candy/39103/32 "2000-11-02T07:31:15Z")
Iampunna…the “hole” thing.(as in box,snatch,vagina)don’t you have a since of humor?
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