# Sex and the City. He was too big? This ever happen? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 14, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-the-city-he-was-too-big-this-ever-happen/188379 "2003-07-14T14:25:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-the-city-he-was-too-big-this-ever-happen/188379/21 "2003-07-15T05:06:42Z")
um, no. Quit looking at your thingamabob and re-read posts, please. Women complaining of “too big.” ---
**Author:** ![DougC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-the-city-he-was-too-big-this-ever-happen/188379/22 "2003-07-15T11:25:35Z")
> [@](#): > > …Guys, always, always, always go down on a girl first if you’re huge down there. It makes her more lubricated and more accepting of any large gifts that you may give her… - - - Actually, considering the situation, wouldn’t it be better for her to go down on him first? ;D ~ ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-the-city-he-was-too-big-this-ever-happen/188379/23 "2003-07-15T11:52:08Z")
I checked my Kama-Sutra on this subject. Not that I usually do, the book proved fairly unreadable, and what can be read has quite amusing socio-historical value, but ero-to none practical value. But it looks utterly risque, yet culturally suave on my bookshelf, which is reason enough to keep it there. Anyway, for those interested in how men and women used to be made insecure in ancient Indian times, this is what Kama-Sutra says about sizes. Classification of the men (according to their dimensions): 1° the hare. 2° the bull. 3° the standard. Classification of the women: 1° the gazelle. 2° the mare. 3° the elephant. Higher unions: the n° 2 (bull) with the n° 1 (gazelle), the n° 3 (standard) with the n° 2 (mare). Much higher union: the n° 3 (standard) with the n° 1 (gazelle). Lower unions: the n° 1 (hare) with the n° 2 (mare), the n° 2 (bull) with the n° 3 (elephant). Much lower union: the n° 1 (hare) with the n° 3 (elephant). ---
**Author:** ![brainfizz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@brainfizz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainfizz)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-the-city-he-was-too-big-this-ever-happen/188379/24 "2003-07-15T12:33:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DougC \* > \*\*- - - Actually, considering the situation, wouldn’t it be better for her to go down on him first? ;D > ~ \*\* Nope, sharp teeth become a lot more noticable when you’re woefully large. **CanvasShoes** and **Hello Again** it does only seem to be those girls that slightly more, umm, cavernous, that get all the enjoyment out of it. But I’m only young and don’t have that big a sample grouping to give you data from. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CanvasShoes \* > \*\*Pat yourself on the back much? > ~ \*\* Nope, it doesn’t reach round _that_ far! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-the-city-he-was-too-big-this-ever-happen/188379/25 "2003-07-16T05:46:47Z")
I had a girl refuse to sleep with me because she was scared of it, but I’m pretty much your average white guy (well, half indian) so I never really knew what to make of that. I would have been her sixth… ---
**Author:** ![Shemem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Shemem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shemem)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-the-city-he-was-too-big-this-ever-happen/188379/26 "2003-07-16T07:35:37Z")
I worked with a recently-married woman whose husband turned out to be too big, and she wound up using prescribed plastic cylinders of increasing size to acclimate herself. I never asked how well it worked, as she seemed pretty embarrassed about the whole thing and had only mentioned it because she just had to get it off her chest. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-and-the-city-he-was-too-big-this-ever-happen/188379.md?page=1)